33Moorestown, United States
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My self-summary
White girl looking for a white man to love. BLACK MEN, STOP WRITING TO ME! All of You men are Dumb. Do us girls a favor... READ OUR ENTIRE PROFILE, IDIOTS!
What I’m doing with my life
Looking for a tall man that is taller then me.
I’m really good at
Making chocolate dirty muffins. They are illegal in most states. Stealing my Nana's Percocet. Rubbing my cat's pee pee so that he humps my leg and nuts on my blankie.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like Snooki from Jersey Shore!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Jersey Shore, Catfish, I didn't know I was Pregnant and Teen Mom.
Six things I could never do without
TV, Vodka, IPad, Toilet, sex, Bed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Hot, Older Politicians that are tan and important looking! They have a lot of money and could come take care of me at night.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drivin' Dirty. Insurance in NJ is freakin' expensive.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have stolen from stores many times and got away with it.
You should message me if
you have a car and like going to Dave & Busters!
you have No self esteem and are Desperate for a date!!!!!!!!
you think this profile is actually a real deal!
The two of us