If your first message to me is one propositioning sex it will be a two step process...
1/ I will antagonise the shit out of you.
2/ you will be blocked.
I love sex, but I also enjoy a healthy level of respect.
If you are so conceited that you honestly believe a first contact sexual message is enough to suffice for the intilectual connection needed to achieve satisfying coitus, then I think your best bet is to admit the reality that most likely it's you and your hand from here on in. I suggest you invest in bulk shipments of Lube.
Too harsh? Well... Apparently, OKC says in not polite, I prefer to think I just don't suffer idiots...
However, if you are not someone who exhibits the above behaviour I will be glad to converse with you and see where it goes.
I'm currently on a bit of a doco binge, so if anyone has a good one to suggest to me I'm all ears!
Oh, and I just got a piano, it has become my life.
Or maybe my eyes?!?!
I like my TV fake and my books real.
Food is my friend, I treat it right and it treats me right :D
My Sense of Humour
My incessant need to do everything in 4s or 7s ;)
- Trent Reznor
- Phillip Defranco
- Rick & Morty.
- Killing Zombies
- Rock Climbing
- Laser Tag
- John Oliver
- Bernie Sanders
Or if you have something awesome to show me on