37Ballam Park, Australia
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My self-summary
I'm a person who's dubious that anyone reads profiles at all... We all know it's about the pics. So if you like mine message me and maybe we can get to know each other.

If your first message to me is one propositioning sex it will be a two step process...
1/ I will antagonise the shit out of you.
2/ you will be blocked.

I love sex, but I also enjoy a healthy level of respect.

If you are so conceited that you honestly believe a first contact sexual message is enough to suffice for the intilectual connection needed to achieve satisfying coitus, then I think your best bet is to admit the reality that most likely it's you and your hand from here on in. I suggest you invest in bulk shipments of Lube.

Too harsh? Well... Apparently, OKC says in not polite, I prefer to think I just don't suffer idiots...

However, if you are not someone who exhibits the above behaviour I will be glad to converse with you and see where it goes.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm passionate about life, I love to laugh A LOT... I own a business or two, I make art, I play sport(when I can...), I listen to music and sing loudly, I dance like no ones watching, I tell it like it is, and I'm honest to a fault.

I'm currently on a bit of a doco binge, so if anyone has a good one to suggest to me I'm all ears!

Oh, and I just got a piano, it has become my life.
I’m really good at
So.... I've been told I give good head... massages that is... Seriously, I do it for a living... I have clients that tell me that it's better than sex... I think they may be doing it wrong.
The first things people usually notice about me
My immense Aura... It's huge. So huge in fact that I have encounted many people with Aura envy. ;)
Or maybe my eyes?!?!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am in love with NIN, but my music taste is eclectic.

I like my TV fake and my books real.

Food is my friend, I treat it right and it treats me right :D
Six things I could never do without
My kids
My cats
My iphone
My Sense of Humour
My YouTube
My Piano
My incessant need to do everything in 4s or 7s ;)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My Business at the moment... It's new, and time consuming but awesome and heaps of fun. :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Stuff that will end up in the books they write about me after I die.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I just ruined an entire T.V. series for my brother in the first episode... I should feel worse about that than I do
You should message me if
I'm going to throw out some words now... if any of them mean anything to you then you should message me... we will be friends :
- Trent Reznor
- Dominion
- Phillip Defranco
- Archer
- Strongbad
- Galavant.
- Lucifer.
- Rick & Morty.
- Killing Zombies
- Rock Climbing
- Laser Tag
- John Oliver
- Bernie Sanders

Or if you have something awesome to show me on
The two of us