29Kaiserslautern, Germany
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My self-summary
Obligatory disclaimer: except for my sense of humor, my mental age is about a thousand years old. You don't have to have adulthood figured out to be my friend, but successful adulthood is my goal and it'd be nice to have that in common with more people.
I like staying in and watching movies or playing games. That's not to say I'm not active...well, I'm not tremendously active, but I love hiking and I can keep up with moderately active people.
I want to have friends here. I want to talk to people and have them respond to what I say instead of just waiting for their turn to speak. I want to find more of those precious few people who don't suck and get to know them better.
I want friends who make me my best self. (Except when it comes to my sense of humor. It's warped and I want it to stay that way.)
What I’m doing with my life
Good question. These days, I'm trying not to eat dinner every night in the pizzeria downstairs. Don't move in over a pizzeria unless your willpower is strong.
I’m really good at
Alienating people, often with my sense of humor.
Thinking tactically.
Hiking too fast.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm not the person they mistook me for. If they didn't mistake me for someone else, then probably my lack of a filter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like fantasy, humor, satire, and particularly interesting nonfiction. I don't read as much as I'd like to anymore, but I've been working through random ebooks I got free from Amazon. The last book I finished was The Time Machine(a little bit of a letdown) and I'm currently working on Tom Sawyer during my lunch break(less of a letdown so far, but probably a lower bar to begin with).
Awful movies like The Room make me so damn happy. Recently, I've been wanting to watch more documentaries, and maybe even stuff that's supposed to have literary value.
The music I like is bad and I should feel bad.
I'll try any comestible once unless it has a carapace.
Six things I could never do without
My daughter, naps, caffeine, trees, books, and stimulating conversation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I got here and where I'm going.

How other people got here and where they're going.

Where my next cup of coffee is coming from.

All the things I should be doing in order to be a "real adult" that I keep not doing even though I know I should be doing them because I'm not really an adult until I do them, but also I don't want to do them, even though they are sometimes important things that would make adulthood easier, but see, there's this not-very-good television show from the late nineties that I can bingewatch right now instead, and doesn't that sound like more fun?

Etymology and semantics.

Strategies to distract one-year-olds from trying to bite each other and lick furniture.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying desperately to catch up on everything I should've been doing all week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an unhealthy obsession with words.
You should message me if
You don't have enough sarcastic friends who are kind of inconsiderate jerks but also are kind of niceish and will always listen to you talk about the thing you love to talk about that makes everyone else's eyes glaze over.

If you have a story to tell, even if you think no one wants to hear it, I would love to hear that story.
The two of us