39Strawberry Plains, United States
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My self-summary
I know what you're thinking....that guy looks just like Denzel Washington. I know, I get that all the time.

Now that I have your attention......I'd like to throw out a few keywords that describe me and if you find you like any of them, keep on reading. If you decide to skip to the next profile, which is probably a guy who is way more boring and has stinky feet, I'll understand.

Adventurous, open minded, active, respectful, courteous, polite, and funny. (How could you not like any of these?)
What I’m doing with my life
Currently debating the world conspiracy on the number of useable holes in a shower curtain .
I’m really good at
Filling out dating site information and correctly making lists! I'm good with numbers and will totally do your taxes (that was sexual).

Everything I'm good at is nearly worthless. I can hit a fastball, skate backwards, and solve differential equations. I can build a computer from scratch but don't ask me why your laptop has a virus (your dad was looking at naked ladies probably)
The first things people usually notice about me
Other than my uncanny resemblance to Denzel? Probably my smile and the fact that I have all my teeth and I wear clean socks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books would def be John Grisham, any comedy movies, and music: anything from the 60's-80's
Six things I could never do without
Is the point material things? I'm not much on those things. I could be one of those people that live in the wilderness. I would need to be close enough to society to grab a case of beer every now and again.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Hitting the lotto, but I should try and play it more often. My mind constantly has a thousand thoughts in it. Sometimes they are good thoughts, sometimes they are kind of dirty.
On a typical Friday night I am
I usually find the finest establishments in town (any bar on Clinton hwy.), Throw on a little Miley Cyrus (the old stuff). Tell the "lovely" lady behind the bar to bring me cheap whisky until I have the courage to order the microwaved mozzarella sticks. Then I normally get in a fight with the staff about "why my Uber hasn't arrived"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm shy..... I'm kidding. It's private so you will have to ask.
You should message me if
You where BORN a female and have stayed one ever since. ( Crazy that I have to point this out) you are no older than 45. You commonly use the phrase "Ok, let's give it a try". You must at least be active, clean and kept, no heavy drug users, no multiple personalities, no drama, and no men.
The two of us