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My self-summary
I'm a guy who can do pretty amazing things with a bass guitar. I'll break any other breakable thing faster than you can yell "WATCH OUT !" Love hiking, pretty good at getting lost, never went to Ikea. In a hundred years, I'll be recognized as the greatest humorist of my time. But, for the moment, let's all feel uncomfortable.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm mainly :

A musician,
A teacher,
A proud hamster trainer.

In my spare time I do :

Research in social sciences (especially about the Aztec civilization),
Writing (a lot !),
Cooking (quite skilled),
Martial arts,
Weird places discovery expeditions,
Passionate debates about awful movies scenarii,
Act, (like in acting. Been doing it for more than 20 years. I also wrote a play and directed two),
Risky things,
I’m really good at
Looking freakin' cool even when my pants are changing colors
Wayne's World
Sarcasm and awkwardly misunderstood irony
The first things people usually notice about me
Tall guy
Blue-eyed guy
Blond guy
Strange guy
Low voice guy
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Tolkien, K Dick, Moorcock, Nietzsche, Wilde, Nerval, Flaubert, Pullman, Poe, underground French writers...

All the traditional geek suit, (Star Wars, LOTR, Jurassic Park), Wayne's World, any of Jim Carrey's featuring movies, horror films, indie boring contemplative movies (mandatory if you wanna show off in Paris), and anything not too "French tailored". My younger self actually followed some cinéma/audiovisuel classes and I directed and starred in a terrible short film that, somehow, ended projected at the Forum des Images in Paris. Quite embarrassing. I love analyzing movies, sometimes turning off the sound to guess what's going to happen by simply looking at the light changes and scope uses. As a well-mannered, educated person, I can recite Mission Cleopatra from the first poem line to the very last credits joke.

South Park, Game Of Thrones, Doctor Who, Black Sails, Westworld, Archer, Rick & Morty, Sherlock, Penny Dreadful (even with that "ending"), The Walking Dead, Gotham (come on ! It's not that bad !), Vikings, Coupling and dinosaurs documentaries.

Everything Chris Cornellish, Tobias Forge, Zeal & Ardor, Ghost, Opeth, and all that kind of "look how smart I am" music, Ghost, Some unforgivable teenage crushes like Folk-Metal bands (Eluveitie, Finntroll and co), and, obviously all the 1990's Seattle Scene (Kurt, Layne, the baby was yours), Ghost, NIN, Ghost, Strapping Young Lad (and all of mister Townsend work), Ghost, King Crimson, Ghost, Hawkwind, Ghost, Mötorhead, Ghost, ELP, Ghost, Atomic Rooster, Ghost, Anton Dvorak, Ghost, Manson, Ghost, RHCP, Ghost, Pastorius, Ghost, Weather Report, Subvision, Hendrix, Ghost, Marcus Miller, Repugnant, Epic OSTs, Ghost, AC/DC, Magna Carta Cartel, Glam-heavy 1980's sound, Ghost, Eminem, Time Is Divine, Tupac, Ghost, Snoop Dogg (on Doggystyle), Ghost, Rammstein, Ghost, Brahms, Ghost, Beethoven, Ghost, Johnny Cash, Ghost, Neil Young, Ghost, Amon Amarth, Ghost, Dir En Grey, Ghost, DHG, Ghost, Sigh, Ghost, Shining, Ghost, Blue Oyster Cült, Ghost, CunninLynguists, Ghost, Black Sabbath, Ghost, Gérard Baste, Ghost, Tech N9ne, Ghost, Tal Wilkenfeld, Ghost, Meat Puppets, Ghost, Queen, Ghost, BOWIE, Ghost, Larry Graham, Ghost, Charles Mingus, Ghost, Magma (live, they're terrible on LPs imo), Me. And Ghost.

Whisky. (peated single malt if you really wanna go straight to my heart without even bothering to say "hi".).
Six things I could never do without
A bass
A pen and some paper
A tonalpohualli (very useful)
Some epic book
Mountains at least once a year
My bands (and that means the crew!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"I should have done this already..."
On a typical Friday night I am
Oh come on, it's only thursday : I have PLENTY of time to think about my Friday night ! I'll text you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a failed Julien Doré cloning experiment.
You should message me if
You can type. Or have some type of voice recognition device doing the job for your missing fingers.
The two of us