32Bethel, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a bit of an adrenaline junkie with a creative streak. I know what I want and I'm not afraid to work hard to get it. I've published 5 books and I'm currently working on a third in my series about vampires (go figure I'm one of those people). I love to travel, I'm opinionated and curse like a sailor when I drive.

Please note: I am fluent in sarcasm, if you are not we probably won't get along.
What I’m doing with my life
I recently finished a beginners course in Mandarin, I pretty much just learned how to count.

I'm working on buying my own house and writing. I'd like to be able to quit my day job in the next 5 years and support myself from my writing.
I’m really good at
Fixing things and binge watching shows on Netflix.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height followed by the fact that I'm either wearing flip flops or barefoot (no matter the weather or time of year.) I love shoes, but I'd rather be barefoot, and I absolutely hate/loathe/abhor socks. The only time I wear socks -cringe- is when I run.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

- Desperation - Stephen King
- anything by Ted Dekker, I have yet to read one of his books that I haven't enjoyed
- House of Night series
- Brave New World
- the Giver

I own somewhere close to 1000 and have watched way more than that. Some of my all time favorite films are:
- The Lord of the Rings
- The Hobbit
- Predator
- Cloverfield
- Dawn of the Dead
- Fight Club
- American History X
- This is the End
- Halloween
- Beauty and the Beast

I don't watch a lot of TV but I make time for the Walking Dead and the Amazing Race.

To put it simply, I'm an addict. There isn't a day that goes by that I don't listen to music. Pandora is one of my best friends. Some favorites:
- Sugarcult
- Staind
- Bush
- Rise Against
- Nirvana
- Eminem


I eat clean for the most part. A gluten intolerance tends to make it easy. I recently discovered how to light charcoal, so the grill is my new favorite "kitchen appliance."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- where to travel to next
- what to write next
- how to free the penguins from the zoo
On a typical Friday night I am
The same thing I do every night, try to take over the world... one word at a time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm terrified of heights, but stubborn enough that I continually force myself to endure them.
You should message me if
Any of the following apply:
- You like to be active (5ks, mud runs, hiking, etc.)
- You can play a musical instrument.
- You think movie marathons on the couch can sometimes be better than going out.
- You're up for random trips to the beach.
- You want to help free the penguins.
- You want to :)

***Note: If you're already married, in a relationship or just looking for sex, please don't waste my time or yours.
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