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My self-summary
Wildly diverse in my ways, it is simply not possible to write a description. Actually this whole online thing is rather silly and ineffective thus far. Is it me or are half the ppl on here inaccurate/dishonest. Do they think we won't care? Speaking of we, you may meet my love, assuming you can handle double the trouble.
I am direct, honest, caring and love to flirt.
I am also the worst speller you might meet but my creators are not absent a sense of humor and a couple invisible skills coming along for the ride.
What I’m doing with my life
Inventing, partying, and some really fascinating IT stuff that helps pay for the first two.
I’m really good at
Nothing (that I am willing to mention).. But I can figure out just about anything without the help of research. I often know what you are feeling by the way you carry yourself, can swiftly understand things most miss and enjoy solving things.
The first things people usually notice about me
OKC says I am a 'loverboy' what's worse is, I am only half offended.
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why the couples on okc have no clue how its done. Granted, this is in part okc's fault. But still!
1. Its really NOT ok to write from an account that is pretending to be your gf's. YUCK! Its SO creepy! Yet most of you do it.
2. Using words like 'tits' and 'ass' are likely not the lingo your gf would use to describe herself. Especially in the 'First things people usually notice about me' essay. That is if you even have a gf.
3. Nobody wants to see your ass as a profile photo.
4. You are NOT SINGLE!!!

Ok, to be fair... SOME % of women on here manage to find the most creative photo collection of themselves. If your photos are of when you looked a little better than our doing yourself an injustice. And from what I hear boys... boys, boys. If your not 6' tall why list yourself that way.

If you can't be honest in the most simple ways imagine what kind of person you are in real life. Why is it so hard to be honest?

If you are part of the 60% that say it is "not possible" to be more kinky please plan to explain why you are the kinkiest of them all. Its funny... Having had the sentence above on my profile all along. Not one person wrote saying they like to be cut up, suspended from hooks through their skin, peed on, etc etc. So, unless your into that type of thing for the love of all things not possible please change your response and if you are into that kind of thing please do not write. Yuck!

ok, sometimes I think about;
How I can help friends enjoy themselves. (It really makes me happy.) Oh, and the 150,000 things on my to-do list.
On a typical Friday night I am
hanging out with friends, joking about things like OkCupid. Unless there is a party that can't be missed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am musically retarded and generally void of any pop culture knowledge. Oh, and my spelling skills are worse than an 8th grader. What else is there to know?
You should message me if
you are open minded,
possess a sexy attitude,
enjoy what you see above,
If you don't believe jealousy is healthy! (If you can't trust your partner and friends, than I feel truly sorry for you.)

If we do get to meet please know that I will never have expectations. They are pointless and only hurt ppl. Comfort and Chemistry either happen or they don't and its impossible to know before meeting. We can always be friends! :)

Pl don't say "your so sexy like I just want to bite you"
The two of us