40Encinitas, United States
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My self-summary
Check my comprehensive catalog of crafts. I'm daft. I battle all like I don't have it all. Avante garde. Battlestar Gallactica. Got rhymes per capita. I'm shining through the aperture but I'm not gonna bust no caps for ya. That's another genre. Artistic archer, autistic misfit. Y'all get the sickness when I spit the wickedness. I split your wig like kid icarus.

Soooo, here are some things I like:
Surfing, hiking, snowshoeing, backcountry snowboarding, backpacking, surfing, swimming holes, design, cows, surfing, fishes, birds, horror, surfing, horror, surfing, horror, My big dual monitor setup at work, waterfalls, canyons, the desert, the mountains, the ocean, people watching...and I like riding bicycles...and surfing. And looking at asses is amusing to me in so many ways.

I am charismatic, benevolent, and super modest. Har har.
What I’m doing with my life
I make things that get you to buy something or make you want to do something.

I am also trying to impress you without you having to meet me. Not trying too hard though really. I'll try in real life. Promise.
I’m really good at
Pretty much anything I want to be good at. I suck at things I don't like because duh.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am covered in blood and holding a cleaver.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Trail books, books that tell me about someplace I want to go, books that tell me how to get some place I want to go...and Haunted Mesa by Louis L'amour

Movies: Anything that David Lynch was a part of, movies with tits and blood, period pieces, those movies that have a ton of different plots going on where they all come together in the end, documentaries...whatever, I watch a lot of movies. I love them.

Music: If it sounds good to me, I like it.

More specifically:
Bombay Bicycle Club
The Drums
Pretty Lights
Black Milk
The Cramps
Jeff Buckley
Elvis Costello
Nightmares on Wax
Arctic Monkeys
Hank Williams Sr.
Tom Petty
Cut copy
The Smiths
Nick Cave
Empire of the sun
The Presets
Death Cab
Nada Surf
and blah blah blah...

Food: Anything that doesn't contain liver. SO GROSS
Six things I could never do without
This is a dumb question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Anything and everything. I research and dissect the hell out of anything that interests me. Then I get bored with it and find something else to research and dissect.
On a typical Friday night I am
Coolin' out or coolin' in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The only time I make my bed is right before I get in it and I have a huge crush on Sara from Trailer Park Boys.
You should message me if
You know how to program missiles.

You like sarcastic white guys with shaved heads who call you baby.

You don't flip off the camera.

You want to go surfing, snorkeling, or camping.
The two of us