Factoids about ME:(afterall it's all about ME!)
-Fluent in Spanglish.
-Once made out with my cousin at a Queen concert.
-Black Belt in Venitian Blind fighting.
-Usually start most days at the gym.
-Affectionate but not clingy.
-Killed a man in Reno-just to watch him die. (just kidding).
-Lived in Brazil, Panama, Honduras and Suriname.
-Eat like a horse-but only slightly smarter.
-Not under psychiatric care-at the moment.
-Panic when down to 3 books.
-Often wonder if Karen Carpenter were alive and married to Ted Nugent-what beautiful music would have been made.
-Have some loner tendencies.
-Cool job which I enjoy most days.
-Fairly well travelled. U.s and foreign.
-Enjoy live music. Usually classic rock. (guess I'm not too hip)
-I can ride a Unicycle.
-No restraining orders.(but I keep trying)
-Not a couch patato, but love to nap.
-Kids and dogs love me.
Seeking a very gullible, sexy female around my age, that will put up with my callous behavior, numerous lies, blatant disregard for your feelings, that is anxious to please me in every way. (just kidding)
Actually attracted to smart,confident, intellectual women that are curious about life, staying fit, and not from a cookie cutter type mold.
Lack of underwear.
My blank expression.
Liquor on my breath.
"Adventures of Huck Finn"
'Fear and Loathing"
Stuck in the Golden Age of Rock n' Roll.
Tend to listen to live jam bands when doing cardio-usually Allman Bros.
Guess I'm not too hip.
I have "Winnie the Pooh" underwear.
I beleive in Bigfoot.
Only go to movies to make out.