If you're the superficial type, I'd be happy to show you my brother's BMW and tell you it's mine--but I'd rather not go through that charade. In truth, I pursue life's simple pleasures: good food, good beer, pleasure reading, and responsible hedonism. I have yet to fall for wine but I'm working on it.
I'm writing a tractor manual. It's going to be one part history and one part maintenance guide. I'm currently doing the illustrations myself but I could do with an illustrator.
Please insert any other cliches and oversimplifications that you'd like to imagine in a person.
I'm fairly sarcastic with this profile, dontcha know, so take it with a grain of salt.
Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Taken, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, National Treasure, Muppet Treasure Island, pretty much any treasure movie, some Hindi films, but you've probably never heard of them.
Music: pretty much anything besides country--despite what people would expect I do not in fact own any Dave Matthews.
Food: I'm a really good cook (courtesy of my mother), so Indian, Italian, Chinese and Thai most likely are my favorites, although the southern food is growing on me. Time to hit the gym.
And most importantly, didn't vote for Trump.