swordinator
27 Austin, United States
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My self-summary
I used to think that online dating was easier for women. Now I realize that it's nothing but pictures of dicks. I feel for ya
What I’m doing with my life
Working for a lawyer at the moment.
I also get on a stage in front of strangers and tell dumb jokes.
I’m really good at
Getting yelled at by drunk people
The first things people usually notice about me
My height and my eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Viking metal
We don't like the same music
The six things I could never do without
Music
food
water
a pen and paper
my sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Do guys send you a lot of dick pics on okc. I hear that's a thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Not taking dick pics
You should message me if
You know why dudes keep sending dick pics. This is really troubling.
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