38 Hoffman Estates, United States
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My self-summary
I tend to gravitate towards optimism in all circumstances. I am somewhat of a rescuer in that if I know someone is in need I’ll do everything in my power to help. I am a hard person to label because I don't fit any mold. If I’m not trying to make you laugh I’m engaging you in a conversation that uncover the mysteries of the universe while comparing different spiritual philosophies. In other words I can talk about anything from poetry and politics to sports and fart jokes (yes fart jokes will always be funny to me.) I enjoy taking chances both personally and professionally. You may find me bunji jumping shirtless in Wisconsin Dells or perusing a new business venture. I enjoy what I do because I am able to utilize my creativity and comedic wit to entertain. I have old fashion values and believe in opening doors, walking on the traffic side of sidewalks, and pulling out chairs. Loyalty is important to me especially when it comes to family. I treat my nieces and nephews as my own children and am looking forward to being as great of a father to my future kids as my father was to me. I love sports (especially basketball and football) both as an active participant and spectator.

Warning: I do not tolerate second class behavior. I don't care how pretty you are or how much money you have mistreating others and throwing temper tantrums is NOT acceptable. If you are not respectful and humble toward people don't bother messaging me.

To my future love:

Thank you for having a great sense of humor, your playfulness brings light into my day. I appreciate you for being as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside because such a holistic character is a rare gem. The authenticity you display through your kind gestures and giving soul is a blessing to me. I value you for returning the support I give you in your ventures as I pursue mine. I am grateful for the way you take care of your fit and curvy physique and enjoy our long bike rides during our explorations on a breezy path surrounded by all of natures glory. The enjoyment we have taking over dance floors as our bodies move in rhythmic sequence with each other while people enviously watch our serious and silly moves. I look forward to growing in passion for each other everyday as we experience life together. I can't wait to meet you
What I’m doing with my life
I'm always working on new projects
I’m really good at
making people laugh, sports, making friends, and anything creative
The first things people usually notice about me
My sence of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love comedy movies, and shows. I listen all kinds of music such as Hip Hop, R&B, Pop, Rock, etc. I love motivational and self-improvement books. As far as food I am not a picky eater but I will submit to your wishes if you offer me Lou Malnatis Pizza or Kit Kats
The six things I could never do without
1) God
2) My Family
3) My Friends
4) Comedy
5) Thundercats
6) Clean underwear
I spend a lot of time thinking about
funny things or deep things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with people who radiate positive auras... Not odors
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have the ultimate immunity. I never get sick. When I have a baby I want to be the one breastfeeding so I can pass down my antibodies to my children.
You should message me if
You like stuff