28Syracuse, United States
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My self-summary
I think that there is nothing more cruel than asking a person to describe themselves in one hundred characters. It simply can't be done. Smart, funny, talented, clumsy, tends to drool over chocolate. There is definitely more to me than I can tell you here.

I am funny, happy, and full of it
What I’m doing with my life
At this very second, I'm sitting on the couch, drinking iced coffee and contemplating a pedicure. But when it comes to the longer view, I'm studying to become a special education teacher, and love it when the kids refer to me as Miss Apples. Nothing has ever made me smile more.
I’m really good at
Teaching. From hermit crabs to children, there's nothing in the world I enjoy more. I think the most memorable thing I've taught in recent memory is Jack the horse doing the Hokey Poky. He puts his left foot in, he takes his left foot out, etc. Other things I'm good at are writing, singing, and dancing. Though with dancing, it is definitely nothing formal, more bouncing around like a wild thing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've heard that what people notice first is my attitude. Apparently I come off as a very confident and intimidating person. Sorry...not much I can do about that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've got fairly simple tastes. Anything well written that can keep me occupied is a favorite book. Anything that will make me laugh, cry, or squeal in terror is a favorite movie. Anything with a good beat that i can move to is a favorite tune. And anything edible that did not live in water once is a favorite food.
Six things I could never do without
1. Disney movies. They're so different now that I'm older.
2. Razor pointed sharpies.
3. Animals. They keep me sane.
4. Love.
5. Music.
6. Batman bandaids. Nothing like having a superhero help mend your wounds.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Normal people in impossible situations. Such as how to survive a zombie attack, or being shrunk and riding a seagull.
On a typical Friday night I am
Typical? Sleeping. Sad, isn't it, that a college student can fall asleep before any fun can be had. However, there are those atypical Friday nights where all kinds of debauchery take place.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think if it's truly worth knowing, you have to work for the privilege of being told. So that, I will leave up in the air.
You should message me if
If you want to message me, go right ahead. I am generally friendly, so go for it.
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