ThatJoseph
40 Lynnwood, United States
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My self-summary
Do I need some sort of picture with a fish? Is this some sort of requirement? I mean I like to fish but that seems an odd thing to find attractive. Hmm. Perhaps the one of me, stripped to the waist, on the bow of a small boat, with a salmon on the end of a harpoon. During a blizzard. With lightning. I seem to have misplaced that picture somewhere.

Me = Master craftsman, bridge builder and locally grown procrastinating boat builder. Aspiring foodie, gourmet and world class pillow fighter. Occasional kinkster and lover of all thinks quirky.

Bridgebuilder. Not metaphoric bridges. Big concrete and steel things. With cars and people on 'em.

As for the kind of woman I find attractive… Active, both mentally and physically, enjoys the outdoors, enjoys fantastic home cooked meals (I love cooking for people), and occasionally likes rocking out at a show, or going to whatever con, faire, parade, concert that sounds interesting.

"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."
~Friedrich Nietzsche

ESTP Myers Briggs if this matters. But apparently all my scores are in the middle somewhere.
What I’m doing with my life
I've been building stuff since I was 19 and dropped out of college.

Raising my amazing kids.

Looking for the next big adventure.

Seriously, is it too late to learn to be a fire eater?
I’m really good at
I am amazing at not filling this section out. Really, I'm very talented at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, followed by the fact that I am a huge tease.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I am a closet Science Fiction geek.

Movies easier to give my favorite directors: Joss Whedon, Stanley Kubrick, Spielberg, Francis Ford Coppola, Martin Scorsese, Luc Besson, Quentin Tarantino, Terry Gilliam, Joel Coen & Ethan Coen, James Cameron, Tim Burton, Guillermo del Toro, Peter Jackson

Music: I listen to a little of anything as long as its good, especially good rock and roll. Karaoke!

Food: Omnivore, I'm always looking for my next food experience as long as my wallet and my waistline hold out.
The six things I could never do without
Lets see, skip the regular boring junk,

The feel of silk against my skin
The taste of chocolate
The sound of a baby's laughter
The smell of fresh sheets...
and two more things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How everything I seem to know I learned from The Princess Bride and Doctor Who. Oh, and David Bowie. A touch of Douglas Adams. That would explain the unfortunate bowtie phase, I think....

....and ellipses...
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends or playing games with my teenage sons. Depending on the weekend.
You should message me if
Warning: if you can’t hold onto a conversation about more than what Brad and Angelina did last summer, we’re not the best match. On the other hand, if you know what you want, and aren’t afraid of having a ton of fun while going after it, send me a message and let’s chat...
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