ThatJoseph
41 Lynnwood, United States
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My self-summary
"We're all mad here." ~Hatter

Rewriting this. Definitely a profile in progress here and not a finished product. I suppose the same could be said about me. Ha.

Not really looking, just enjoying life. And after thousands of messages sent out I don't send messages anymore. So if what you see intrigues you, say 'hi' or better yet, tell me how a raven is like a writing desk...

Me = Master craftsman, bridge builder and locally grown procrastinating boat builder. To start, Aspiring foodie, fantastic cook, occasional gamer, amateur sculptor, jack leg mechanic and world class pillow fighter. Lover of all thinks nerdy and quirky. Just a small taste, I'm much more.

Bridgebuilder. Not metaphoric bridges. Big concrete and steel things. With cars and people on 'em. As well as road and building construction and maintenance. Hard work, but I love that I get many winters off to recharge.

As for the kind of woman I find attractive… Active, both mentally and physically, enjoys the outdoors, enjoys fantastic home cooked meals (I love cooking for people), and occasionally likes rocking out at a show, or going to whatever con, faire, parade, concert that sounds interesting.

Do I need some sort of picture with a fish? Is this some sort of requirement? I mean I like to fish but that seems an odd thing to find attractive. Hmm. Perhaps the one of me, on the bow of a small boat, with a salmon on the end of a harpoon. During a blizzard. With lightning. I seem to have misplaced that picture somewhere. At least it would be different.

ESTP Myers Briggs if this matters. But apparently all my scores are in the middle somewhere.
What I’m doing with my life
I've been building stuff since I was 19 and dropped out of college.

Raising my amazing kids.

Looking for the next big adventure.

Seriously, is it too late to learn to be a fire eater?
I’m really good at
I am amazing at not filling this section out. Really, I'm very talented at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, followed by the fact that I am a huge tease.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I am a closet Science Fiction geek.

Movies easier to give my favorite directors: Joss Whedon, Stanley Kubrick, Spielberg, Francis Ford Coppola, Martin Scorsese, Luc Besson, Quentin Tarantino, Terry Gilliam, Joel Coen & Ethan Coen, James Cameron, Tim Burton, Guillermo del Toro, Peter Jackson

Music: I listen to a little of anything as long as its good, especially good rock and roll. Karaoke! (but I haven't been in years)

Food: Omnivore, I'm always looking for my next food experience as long as my wallet and my waistline hold out.
The six things I could never do without
Lets see, skip the regular boring junk, I could do without just about anything in need. How about things I like.

Stuff. And things. (more later, lol)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How everything I seem to know I learned from The Princess Bride and Doctor Who. Oh, and David Bowie. A touch of Douglas Adams. That would explain the unfortunate bowtie phase, I think....

....and ellipses...
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends or playing games with my teenage sons. Depending on the weekend.
You should message me if
Warning: if you can’t hold onto a conversation about more than what some celebrity did last summer, we’re not the best match. On the other hand, if you know what you want, and aren’t afraid of having a ton of fun while going after it, send me a message and let’s chat...
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