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My self-summary
ISTJ. Rewinder of DVDs, counting to the number D, pillow fort structural engineer, and ex-Guinness burping competition judge.

Instagram: synapticmysfire.

I'd like to think that if we got to hang out, there would never be an 'awkward silence', so don't worry; if you're nervous, I'll just tease you. Dates should never be awkward, they should be hilarious… And maybe even sexy. As a result, I've always been completely compelled by my emotions to engage in risky behaviour. Sometimes this gets me into trouble, but more often than not, it gets me into fun. ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Exploiting my talents in TV for a crust. Studying at RMIT. When I'm not knee-deep in the technological aspects of life, the universe, and everything, you can find me outside shooting with my DSLR, or having coffee at your far-from-typical family run coffee shop.

As of late, I've found myself collecting vintage Canon cameras and glass, along with a steadily growing compliment/collection of new EF lenses. I have a tendency to collect primes over zooms, (for some reason I've wound up with three 50mm lenses all in different flavours) and my collection reflects this.
I’m really good at
Taking abstract concepts and giving them metaphorical wings, gauges, switches, crank handles and lightbulbs for better understanding. The addition of bacon to any idea immediately gives it much-much more credo.

Making lists, (and leaving them behind) schedules, (but I'm not really the best manager of time) daydreaming on public transport, (and getting rudely interrupted by Transit Officers) and being objective, (about being objective). I don't know how all of those actually fit into one cohesive bundle of individual, but hey. I exist, don't I? (Don't answer that.)

Good old fashioned belly laughs.
The first things people usually notice about me
- 'OMG... Your hands! They're huge!'
- 'Your eyes... They change colour.'
- 'You've had HOW many cups of coffee today?! Why aren't you stroking your typical-evil-henchman-cat, laughing manically and jumping off great heights yet?'
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Golden Books, tales by the Brothers Grimm, and Better Homes and Gardens (What?!)

Movies: too much YouTubey-indie crap

TV: Breaking Bad, Chuck, House, Numb3rs, Sesame Street, Days of our Lives

Music: Death Cab for Cutie, Amy Meredith, Thirsty Merc, Dashboard Confessional.

Food: Whatever you're eating. Om nom nom.
The six things I could never do without
Purpose, ambition, drive, enthusiasm, desire and persistence.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Repeatedly re-tying my shoes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking multiple lemon, lime, and bitters, gallivanting up and down a busy main street in any typical Australian city in a black hooded robe, throwing LED throwies and sipping orange juice - y'know, the usual.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
How about you get to know me first. ;)
You should message me if
If you feel an innate desire for you to spill open your heart and mind out onto the keyboard in a flurry of emotion and wittiness.

You know where your towel is.

You can tie your shoes in three moves or less.

You know what DFTBA stands for.

You can burp on command.

You liek mudkipz, know that the cake is a lie and realise that you have just lost The Game.