28 Moline, United States
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My self-summary
I'm the guy with the beard at Starbucks. Your grandmother probably thinks I'm "a nice young man". Just, tell her I'm aware of her dairy allergy. Yes, it's soy milk, Beverly!
What I’m doing with my life
Crafting only the finest, overpriced, corporate coffee beverages. It pays the bills, and I work almost exclusively with the raddest people.
I’m really good at
Math and making spaghetti. These two skills rarely coincide.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like Jesus. Well, according to every drunk person I've ever met, at least.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- I admittedly don't read as much as I'd like to. But, The Lord of the Rings trilogy was rad. I really liked Fahrenheit 451. Plus a handful of other really obvious and expected answers.

Movies- I like a lot of different movies, but mostly comedies. I will make a point of mentioning though that I've seen Jason X three times. That's the Friday the 13th movie that takes place in outer space and IT IS FUCKING ART.

Shows- I don't watch a whole lot of TV, and anything I do watch is just what I set to record on my DVR. The regulars are The Daily Show with Trevor Noah, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, @midnight, Bob's Burgers, Archer, Another Period, and The Venture Bros.

Music- I mostly go back and forth between electronic music, metal, and folksy indie music. I like Porter Robinson, deadmau5, CHVRCHES, Every Time I Die, Mastodon, Regina Spektor, and a bunch of otherwise unrelated musicians.

Food- I could eat pasta or curry for literally every meal for the rest of my life and be perfectly content.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee - Necessary for living. Sorry, water.
Friends - Those guys are pretty neato.
Internet- Entertaining things live there.
Sleep- I'm super good at it
Art - I have the privilege of knowing way more fantastic painters, illustrators, musicians, and the like than seems statistically plausible.
Cigarettes - Hey, we all get at least one unhealthy vice, right?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Space, audio compressors, and grilled cheese sandwiches.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably closing at Starbucks. Send help.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have not worn underwear in years. Now, I know what you're thinking, but it's not some weird sex thing. My friend pretty much dared me once, because she strongly believes in not wearing underwear; and it sorta got out of hand. Now there's just no going back.
You should message me if
You, uh, feel like it? I dunno, I'm not here to tell people what to do.