28 Moline, United States
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My self-summary
I'm everyone's favorite local Starbucks barista. Most call me "the one with the beard". Trust me, your grandmother thinks I'm an absolute fucking delight.
What I’m doing with my life
Slinging the finest overpriced coffee beverages for obnoxious teenagers to pay the bills.
I’m really good at
Math and making spaghetti. These two skills rarely coincide.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like Jesus. Well, according to every drunk person I've ever met, at least.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- I admittedly don't read as much as I'd like to. But, The Lord of the Rings trilogy was rad, I really liked Fahrenheit 451, and a few other really obvious and expected answers.

Movies- I like a lot of different movies, mostly comedies. But, all I'll say specifically is that I've seen Jason X three times. Yes, that is the Friday the 13th movie that takes place in outer space and IT IS ART.

Shows- I don't watch a whole lot of TV, and anything I do watch is just what I set to record on my DVR. The regulars are The Daily Show with Trevor Noah, The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, @midnight, Bob's Burgers, Archer, Another Period, and The Venture Bros.

Music- I mostly go back and forth between electronic music, metal, and folksy indie music. I like Porter Robinson, deadmau5, CHVRCHES, Every Time I Die, Mastodon, Regina Spektor, etc.

Food- I could eat pasta or curry for literally every meal for the rest of my life and be perfectly content.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee - Necessary for living. Sorry, water.
Friends - I'd rather be bored with people I like than doing anything by myself.
Conversation - I just like to talk about stuff I like, or that other people like, with cool people.
Money - Beyond the literal necessity, I like having disposable income, otherwise I feel like I have a job to just stay alive, which is no fun.
Art - I have the privilege of knowing way more fantastic painters, illustrators, musicians, and the like than seems statistically probable.
Cigarettes - Hey, we all get at least one unhealthy vice, right?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Outer space, human morality, expensive beer, fancy cheese, and eight-channel audio equalizers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably closing at Starbucks. Send help.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My username on this site is the same one I use on Pokémon Go and I can't decide which one of those things is more lame.
You should message me if
You, uh, feel like it? I dunno, I'm not here to tell people what to do.