33 Manchester, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Looking for a poor trapeze artist...

To meet on the net.

Hello, I'm a really down to eath kind of guy because you know... Gravity.
You may be surprised to know that I don't like feet and I'm a bit of a prude.
I'm looking for a relationship like the one my mum and dad have. Together forever through good and bad time but mostly good. That kind of relationship where you can say to the other person "I could've got less for murder".

Looking for someone who isn't a prostitute. Preferably someone with a face. I don't care where you're from, I've got a great car and lots of free time.

There's really a lot more to know about me, but you'll have to try and find out first. Or you could try not bothering and message back one of the idiot sex pests with his guns out. All girls love a bad boy and don't try to deny it.
I hope I've been amusing enough to catch your attention if you've made it past the photos. I don't send first messages very often, I hope you'll message me first. See ya
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually people notice that I'm not dead.

Secondarily it's probably that I'm sarcastic
You should message me if
You can say more than 3 words in a message. Thank you