I'm offended by literally nothing. Seriously, I've had people who are some of my best friends say truly horrific things to me, and I'm still friends with them, so don't worry about saying the wrong thing.
As well as someone who actually wants to go on said adventures :3
Also that I'm actually super weird (like 'I'll probably beat you at CAH', not 'look at all these dead bodies I have hanging on meathooks in my basement'. Please. I'm not a monster. I don't even have a basement. I hope that's not a dealbreaker, btw. I know how much the ladies appreciate a large basement. )
I watch everything from anime to breaking bad. My ipod has music from all genres. I don't really watch the sitcoms on tv though. They all seem to blend together after a while
I don't think you have the XP for that.
The fact that time is a constantly diminishing resource and we each have a set amount that slowly trickles out uncontrollably, and with that in mind, why the crap would I want to switch shifts with that guy? Especially when I could be sitting on the couch alone and naked in the comfort of my apartment doing nothing?
If you jerk off to yourself in a mirror, does that make you gay or extremely narcissistic? I'm asking for a friend.
I once told a pregnant lady to her face that raising a baby is probably like raising a puppy for the first few months. Yea, I probably shouldn't reproduce. No, I never heard from her again.
Oh, and you gotta be able to keep up with me, and fit into a rowboat. Yea, it means exactly what you think it means.
If you think any of these things are fun: rock climbing, watching weird videos on the Internet, going to an archery range and seeing how many holes we can put in the cute little bunny target, hiking, kayaking