1. America is a dumpster fire.
I was recently described as, "classic but willing to experiment" and it fits me well. A fun loving, first date paying, traditional American boy all grown up. Lived in Philly long enough for it to feel like home, but still daydreaming of other locales. Overall its been good , but still love finding new things. I'm goofy and occaasinally highly rational. Trying to figure out when people complain to me if they just want to vent or want me to try and help. Finding someone special isn't about finding the prettiest girl; I want to find a woman who's as impressive to talk to as they are to look at.
Movies: Zootopia, Run Ronnie Run, Old Boy, Old Zombie movies, Jiro Dreams of Sushi, Moonrise kingdom, Wet Hot American Summer, New Zombie Movies, Caddyshack, Johnny Dangerously, In Brouges, Zoolander...
Comedy Shows: Henry Rollins, David Cross, Daniel Tosh, Ron White
TV Shows: Game of Thrones (of course), Mindy Project, Futurama, Arrested Development, Workaholics, Archer, Walking Dead, 30 Rock, Colbert Report, Wire, Star Wars Clone Wars, Firefly, Deadwood, Rome, Breaking Bad, Pulling, Metalocalypse.
Food: I dont eat seafood. For realsies.
Where I can buy a house that I can afford and will offer me an equal view from my bedroom window.
Now that the weather has turned, aimless walks through the city.
Bob and Barbras, listeing to jazz
Also, netflix and chilling by myself...maybe with some froyo...don't judge me.
FYI I don't believe anyone who messages me is actually real until I meet them. So if I treat you like you may be an attractive woman OR you may also be a guy in a third world country trying to scam me for money OR you may be a guy in a first world country who just wants to lock me in their basement "bring out the gimp" style OR a computer program that's designed to get me to navigate to specific websites don't be offended.