I'm pretty sure you're 89% asshole and 11% Taco Bell.
- Me, according to my mother.
People think I'm hilarious apparently, but in reality I'm being an asshole; they're just not taking me seriously.
No but seriously I am TERRIBAD at replying. I usually check it, forget to reply and then fly into the sun. For this I'm sorry broskis.
Instead of another revamp, I'll just leave you with a factoid.
I love DnD and play avidly with a few buddies of mine.
beware the crazy white women and their devil vagina magic.
My name is Mariah, but I go by Riah, so please stick with that.
Okay I had a mini-rant here about how I love grammar and such but at this point I sound like a douche and that's not cool. So, uh.. Baby ducks are the bomb. The end.
I spend too much time on tumblr, I play various MMO RPGS, my best friend is Dennis; and we watch gay porn together just to let you all know, aha.
Friends are honestly a big part of my life. That doesn't mean I need their approval over you, so please don't think I'm one of those people. It means I want someone who's going to geek out with me, be romantic with me, be stupid, gross, childish and downright mean with me. I want a partner in crime, a lover, and a best friend.
Well obviously another best friend because my first one is gay and hates vagina so that counts me out, bahaha. Seriously though, just message me and we'll chat. I love talking to people, and even if you screwed me over in the past, stole my bike or blew up earth; chances are I'll hear what you have to say.
Here are a few of my favorite artists/bands; but this is by no means all of them to any extent:
Rise Against - My ultimate favorite.
Red Hot Chili Peppers
System of A Down
30 Seconds to Mars
And many more, but long lists are boring.
c. my best friend.
d. violent video games.
f. a need to get out of bed every day.
But spiders still suck.