36 Tempe, United States
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My self-summary
I'm just a really chill, kinda geeky, hopelessly charming, genuine decent dude. And Ive got a wicked sense of humor.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a job. And most days I dont hate it. It's not particularly challenging which appeases the lethargic sloth in me, but that also makes it boring which pisses off the rebel without a cause in me. And the pay isn't bad, which makes it easier to work for the white devil slave masters.

But when Im not buried in paperwork and tears, I like to go out with my friends to karaoke, bowling, thrift shops, zoos, stand-up comedy, dive bars, festivals and book stores. Im also content just staying in with a redbox or netflix. Down for whatever and up for adventure. Oh and Candy Crush.
I’m really good at
Humility and modesty
The first things people usually notice about me
That I look like Hyde from That '70's Show
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My biggest passion is movies. Watching, making, or mocking. But I'm not an art snob about it. You'll never catch me dissecting the philosophy of The Big Lebowski. I love all movies. Good, bad, cheesy. My favorite is Back to the Future.

I only watch shows once they're out on DVD, or streamed. Current favorites: Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Always Sunny, Arrested Development, Walking Dead, Stranger Things, and of course MST3k.

Musically I love John Lennon and Bob Dylan. I also like Ween, Radiohead, Sublime, Nirvana, NOFX, and other punky indie stuff.Hey do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

For books I'm a big fan of pretentious philosophy, pseudo-psychology, cynical humor, Greek mythology, graphic novels, sardonic non-fiction, and of course quantum temporal mechanics. Find what you love and let it kill you.

Food I cant decide between Mexican, Italian, or Chinese. As long as Ive got a Blue Moon.

My favorite comedian is Louis CK
The six things I could never do without
"What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How will they end Game of Thrones?
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm on a dating website
You should message me if
If we ever play Apples to Apples, Im taking your Bill Murray card. No one player should have that much power.