32Streetsboro, United States
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My self-summary
I want all that stupid old shit / like letters and sodas.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in an office while I discover what I'd like to do next.
I’m really good at
Canceling plans.
Roasting vegetables.
Diffusing awkward situations with hilarious commentary.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read short stories. I also like self-help books. DIY! I'm currently reading a collection of essays called SO SAD TODAY.

I watch Broad City, Bob's Burgers, and the occasional episode of Intervention to boost morale. I own Christmas Vacation, Young Frankenstein, and Marcy Martha May Marlene.

My Spotify is erratic and potentially embarrassing. I have a playlist called INSTANT SWAG that sees a lot of action. I've been in a hip-hop mood for the past 6 years or so. For podcasts, it's Radiolab, Savage Love, Happier, and Death Sex and Money.

I love a good chicken wing, mid-rare ribeye, or esoteric slaw.
Six things I could never do without
air conditioning
carbonated water
...I'll keep thinking about it. It's hot out, dude.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next trip, as traveling is my very favorite thing on which to spend money/time/energy. Also rap lyrics or dinosaurs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Settling onto my couch like a slowly leaking Mylar balloon. Or going out and doing things with people. I like to keep it fresh.
You should message me if
You are smart and funny, but also way chill about it.
The two of us