32 Akron, United States
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My self-summary
Doctors say I'm the ill-est, 'cause I'm sufferin' from realness.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in an office. I try and do things that make me happy, so there's a fair amount of working out and hanging out and vegging out. Also, I've remembered to take my vitamins for several days in a row.
I’m really good at
Zumba, painting my toenails, listening/giving advice, and lying. Also, I'm a good cook.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm tall. And that I diffuse awkward situations and deflect questions with hilarious commentary.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I listen to Radiolab, Lady Gaga, The Rapture, This American Life, Father John Misty Explosions in the Sky, Jay-Z , Deer Tick, Savage Love and Sleater-Kinney. And I'll admit it....Pitbull.

I read Mary Gaitskill, short story collections, Sam Lipsyte, Dan Chaon, Jennifer Egan, and literary journals. And Michael Crichton. Also boingboing and Jezebel.

I eat chicken wings, kale, fajitas, cauliflower, Indian food, spaghetti squash, goat cheese, and 2% greek yogurt. But not together, obvs.

Netflix is great for Louie, Breaking Bad, and House of Cards. My antenna gets PBS and several Spanish stations. As for movies, I like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Reality Bites, and National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee, the internet, seltzer water, friends and family, my "work", bourbon.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm going to do next. Also rap lyrics and dinosaurs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends. Play volleyball. I'll bully my co-workers into going for a drink. It depends. I'm such a free spirit!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm preeeeettty fun, but also suuupper awkward.
You should message me if
You're intelligent and funny. And like, really good looking.