lexplanandum
29 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
I am from the second world and I have a weird name.
What I’m doing with my life
Lawyer, former philosophy grad student, trash golem.
I’m really good at
This and that, inter alia, riposte, retort, rejoinder, repartee, raillery, consonance.
The first things people usually notice about me
To quote what I can only call a repressed devotee, "ugly chest scars." They look like a thought bubble coming out of my breasts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Bulgakov, Caro / Haneke, Lanthimos / Peep Show, TNG / Mobb Deep, Mountain Goats / Seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Sportsmanteauship, Quiddities, Пушкин, mirth, affection, one full canister of Yonex Aerosensa 30.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Counterfactuals. Eliminative materialism. That T-Pain tiny desk.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wednesday. In an Oxford coma. Effing the ineffable. YOL∞.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
wu tang clams ain't nothin to shuck with
glue tang clan ain't nothing to stuck with.
jew tang clan ain't nuthin to schmuck with
wu tang lambs aint mutton to fuck with
OSU tang clans ain't nothin to Buck with
wu tang bran ain't muffin to fuck with.
wu hang man a__t n_t_h__ t_ f___ w_th
You should message me if
you got a lot of girbaud jeans ha / you are l'objet petit a
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