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My self-summary
Rootless cosmopolitan.
What I’m doing with my life
Lawyer, former philosophy grad student, trash golem.
I’m really good at
This and that.
The first things people usually notice about me
To quote what I can only call a repressed devotee, "ugly chest scars."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Bulgakov, Caro, Saunders, Terkel / Haneke, Lanthimos, Kieslowski, Tarr / Peep Show, Deep Space 9 ("keeping up with the cardassians"), Twin Peaks / DJ Nu Mark, Danny Brown, UGK, Mountain Goats / Seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Sportsmanteauship, Quiddities, Пушкин, mirth, one full canister of Yonex Aerosensa 30, serifs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Wednesday. In an Oxford coma. Effing the ineffable. YOL∞.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
wu tang clams ain't nothin to shuck with
glue tang clan ain't nothing to stuck with.
jew tang clan ain't nuthin to schmuck with
wu tang lambs aint mutton to fuck with
OSU tang clans ain't nothin to Buck with
wu tang bran ain't muffin to fuck with.
wu hang man a__t n_t_h__ t_ f___ w_th


I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end
I’d like to add you to my professional network

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You should message me if
canon in the streets cannon in the sheets

you are comfortable with nonmonogamy, and in particular are comfortable with my existing relationships

you know secrets about Boise, Idaho