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My self-summary
Just the buffest guy of all time
What I’m doing with my life
I've been in Seattle for a few years now, working as a marketer who tries to sneak puns into everything.

I moved here from Chicago -- possibly my favorite city in the world.
I’m really good at
Getting comfortable with people, dadjokes, and listing things in threes.
The first things people usually notice about me
The ethnic ambiguity
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Sun Also Rises, Slaughterhouse Five, Infinite Jest, Watchmen, and Cloud Atlas

Movies: Up, Lost in Translation, There Will Be Blood, Citizen Kane, The Royal Tenenbaums, A Serious Man, 7 Days in Hell, and Spaceballs

Shows: The Simpsons, Seinfeld, The Wire, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Daily Show, True Detective, and 30 Rock

Music: Queens of the Stone Age, My Morning Jacket, Kanye West, Kendrick Lamar, Arcade Fire, Phoenix, Radiohead, Alt-J, Band of Horses, Father John Misty, and John Mayer
Six things I could never do without
Let's see: My family, the Chicago Bulls, great literature, great film, puns, and skylines
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why The Rock won't answer my calls. Don't act like we're not best friends, Dwayne.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out with friends, watching a game, or catching a random show at the Tractor
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have seen an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians in full. Shhhh. I'm the one who has to live with this shame.
You should message me if
All you really want in life is pizza... and cheesy jokes
The two of us