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My self-summary
Heart on my sleeve-mind in the gutter
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an artist and I'm also the manager of a custom framing shop. I love my job and I work very hard. My store is now ranked number 7 (up from 14 last year!)in the country out of over 1100 stores! Number 2 in the northeast. When I'm not working or writing profiles that make me sound like an over achieving dork, I try to relax and enjoy each day.
I'm super laid back and rarely get angry although no one would ever call me a pushover. I'm empathetic and logical as opposed to emotional and dramatic. Most people come to me for advice or to confide in me. I try to always be a good person and friend.
I want to find someone that is funny, smart, even tempered, kind, passionate, confident, loving, honest and hard working. I guess I'm looking for me but with a d*ck lol.
I’m really good at
Art , being positive, problem solving, and making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height, my eyes, my smile and my gigantic.... sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV-Breaking bad!,Dexter, Walking dead, drunk history, criminal minds, bones , NCIS, Always sunny in Philadelphia, Parks & Recreation, Family Guy, The Mighty Boosh, Twin Peaks, Arrested Development, Lost, In Living Color, Oblongs, bobs burgers, Super Jail, Aqua Teen, Scooby Doo (the original ones!), Twilight Zone, Workaholics, Kids in The Hall, You Can't Do That On Television, The Young Ones, Father Ted, True Blood, Forensic files , Archer,Tosh. O, Welcome Back Kotter, Unsolved Mysteries.
BOOKS- The Age of Reason, The Stranger, The Westing Game, Memoirs of a Geisha, true crime books.
MUSIC- JAY Z, J. Cole, Kanye West, Drake, Phish, Velvet Underground, Massive Attack, Beatles, Monkees, Ani Difranco, White Stripes, Pink Floyd, Amy Winehouse, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Beck, Belle and Sebastian, Astrud Gilberto, Nina Simone, Tribe Called Quest, The Doors, Erykah Badu, Parliament, London Funk All Stars
MOVIES- Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels, Gilda, Easy Rider, The Shining, The Usual Suspects, Hackers, Go, Pulp Fiction, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Saving Grace, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter is Dead, Office Space, Talladega Nights, I Love You Man, Role Models, Wedding Crashers, Elf, Old School, 21 Jumpstreet, Beetlejuice, Heathers, Dream a Little Dream, Breakfast Club

I like way more things than what I've listed but continuing would be ridiculous
Six things I could never do without
Music, art, love, pizza, sarcasm and sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to kill a guy off a dating website and not get caught......
But not you of course.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or chilling with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I kind of have a serial killer book collection. :)
You should message me if
You know the difference between no, know, two, to, too, you're and your, there, their and they're ...Please move on if you think being smart is stupid or that the earth is bigger than the sun . Thanks!
If you only have one picture and an empty profile then don't expect me to answer you back.
Oh and one more thing.
Please don't message me to tell me I have huge tits. Some other guy already told me so now I know and knowing is of course half the battle. Thank you for your concern though :)
The two of us