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My self-summary
Used humanform male, 50s, overwhelmed by work, seeks compatible female for occasional company and resocialization. Correspondents also welcome. Movies, meals, music, meta, etc. Currently clumsy and sessile but open to activity. Not a driver, dancer, singer, winger or prayer. Can supply own humor (some water damage). References available upon request. Not available in all states.

I am air-breathing, carbon-based, and divergent.
What I’m doing with my life
I am doing things I thought I would never be willing to do - 9 to 5, commuting, suburbish - because I got a chance to do my bit for SCIENCE and make up a little bit for setting the world on fire, sorry about that kids.
I’m really good at
not answering questions.
The first things people usually notice about me
If I'm taller than they are, then it's that I'm tall. If they're my height, and I'm not standing in front of them at a show or something, then... hmm. Nose? Shirts? Eyes? Cackle?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
O Laundry List, O Laundry List, You're incomplete but here's the gist:

boooks. can i do authors? yes i can. Connie Willis has a new book out (and it's great but it's PART ONE arggggggh). Iain Banks I like. Charles Stross too. Steven Erikson's Malazan books are amazing. Of course George RR Martin. can I mention Douglas Hofstadter even though I have yet to actually read my copy of "I Am A Strange Loop"? if there has to be an afterlife and it can't involve being able to haunt people, which i think could be interesting, then I pick Discworld please. but I don't want Terry Pratchett to show up there for a long time. well. or me either really. I seem to have gotten off-track somehow.

music. easiest thing is to say what I don't like. i don't like musical theater. except when I do. which is Very Rarely. i don't like stupid lyrics. i don't like "diva" third-rate Patti LaBelle derivatives, or pointless virtuosity that may be interesting in some technical sense but is boring as hell otherwise. which is to say, i don't like things i don't like. you can see that i'm quite the exacting critic. 356 Cheers for They Might Be Giants, 20 Minute Loop (RIP *sob*), Kristin Hersh, Thelonious Monk, Judgement Day, that Mozart guy, Eliott Smith, DEVO, Nina Simone, Decemberists, Mates of State, and this weird French vocal jazz group Les Double Six's version of "Naima" which is scary cool good.

moovies. i like explosions and cheesy Hong Kong stunts and clever people. i don't like embarrassment humor so most modern American comedies are meh. those Mike Myers movies are the toilet. "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World" was the best movie i have seen lately. i like to go SEE movies in The Theatrrre so if i am lazy i miss them.

fooood. um. yes i eat food. (see below.)
Six things I could never do without
Water, oxygen, food of some sort, something to read, music, arms&legs. (cheat)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things that don't seem to really bother other people - like, really, that song is about hubcaps? Or how strange the whole process of eating and ... un-eating is. How cool weeds are, in their way.

how we're going to need a bigger handbasket.
On a typical Friday night I am
Falling asleep way too early unless I'm out somewhere way too late.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I shot JFK. I'm sorry, I thought he was a deer.
You should message me if
i go to a boatload of shows (lucky in location). maybe you do too? or you might like to? that'd be Swell. so you could message me about that. or the weather on Mars. or if you've got a notion to do so.
The two of us