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My self-summary
Likes: comedy, whiskey, hockey, politics and science. (Ideally all at once)

Dislikes: fascists, racists, homophobes, and cops. (but I repeat myself)

I'm a witty, slightly sarcastic, stand up comic, left of liberal (like Marx is my homeboy left), passionate about a wide variety of social justice and environmental issues, an unapologetic fan of John Green and his anchoring bias against pennies, as well as a tattoo and piercing enthusiast. Make of that what you will.

Originally from DC now living in Denver.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to make a living making people laugh.
I’m really good at
I don't know if you would consider this a skill or not but I can grow a pretty full beard from scratch in like a week and a half.

Oh and balloon animals, I am available for birthdays, bar mitzvahs and dinner parties. I can make a bear riding a motorcycle, go ahead and try me.

Punchin' Nazis
The first things people usually notice about me
Tattoos or the beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am going to decilne to answer this one. I assure you I enjoy all of these things but if I tell you now, what are we going to talk about over drinks?
Six things I could never do without
My bike
My friends
Intelligent conversation
Speaking with my hands
A nice single malt
Back yard fire pit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Well it's usually a toss up between thinking of a way to get conservatives to believe in climate change, how urgently I need new brakes for my bike, or if any one wants to grab a beer after work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Shooting pool, drinking whiskey, slinging jokes and or karyoke at El Charrito.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never seen The Goonies
You should message me if
You want to go shoot some pool or drink some good scotch or both.

You think you can tell me a joke I've never heard. Seriously I collect jokes like 8 year old me collected pogs. Give it your best shot.

Also, red hair, piercings/tattoos and radical / revolutionary tendencies are all always a plus in my book.

-you are a cop or cop sympathizer.
-you have at any point seriously considered voting for Donald Trump.
-you don't believe that climate change is happening and is human caused.
-you think religious liberty laws are a good idea.
-you think capitalism is the best thing since sliced bread.
-you have children, I don't think you're a bad person or anything, I just don't really like children very much.
The two of us