Dislikes: fascists, racists, homophobes, and cops. (but I repeat myself)
I'm a witty, slightly sarcastic, stand up comic, left of liberal (like Marx is my homeboy left), passionate about a wide variety of social justice and environmental issues, an unapologetic fan of John Green and his anchoring bias against pennies, as well as a tattoo and piercing enthusiast. Make of that what you will.
Originally from DC now living in Denver
Oh and balloon animals, I am available for birthdays, bar mitzvahs and dinner parties. I can make a bear riding a motorcycle, go ahead and try me.
Physically, my 1 inch gauges / tattoos or the beard.
Speaking with my hands
A nice single malt
Back yard fire pit
You think you can tell me a joke I've never heard. Seriously I collect jokes like 8 year old me collected pogs. Give it your best shot.
Also, red hair, piercings/tattoos and radical / revolutionary tendencies are all always a plus in my book.
DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF.
-you are a cop or cop sympathizer.
-you have at any point seriously considered voting for Donald Trump.
-you don't believe that climate change is happening and is human caused.
-you think religious liberty laws are a good idea.
-you think capitalism is the best thing since sliced bread.
-you have children, I don't think you're a bad person or anything, I just don't really like children very much.