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My self-summary
ENFP all the way

A sarcastic, bionic, misanthropic genius.

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream---and not make dreams your master;
If you can think---and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same:.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build'em up with worn-out tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings,
And never breathe a word about your loss:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings---nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And---which is more---you'll be a Man, my son!

"She could never be a saint, but she thought she could be a martyr if they killed her quick"
What I’m doing with my life
Writing a novel, harboring a morbid curiosity about the entertainment industry

Knowing this song has the answers
I’m really good at
Being spontaneous.
Giving zero fucks
Bringing people out of their shell
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A confederacy of Dunces, Women, Even Cowgirls get the blues, breakfast of champions, something happened, The Antichrist, Franny and Zooey, many, many more.
Movies: Evil Dead, The House of Yes, Raising Arizona, Wristcutters, Beetlejuice, the Omen, Best in Show, Rushmore, Tank Girl, Run Lola Run, all horror.
Shows: true blood, twighlight zone, 30 rock, parks and recreation, daria
Food: ALL of it
Music: flipper, big black, grimple, gun club, fang, gallows, nick cave, stooges, mc5, the germs, the gits. Bikini kill, hole, black flag, off!, Elliott smith,
Six things I could never do without
My dog Zero
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. All at once. All the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Courtney Love
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
nothing is private
You should message me if
You think you can make me laugh. You're into all things Albini. You want to show me around.
The two of us