25Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I am a robot programed by a mad scientist who loves to party.
What I’m doing with my life
Running late to work.
I’m really good at
Cooking - I'll introduce you to goat and you might be surprised how much you like it.

Sleeping in, second chances. Not doing laundry.
The first things people usually notice about me
Exaggeration, Marlboro 100s, beer, bourbon/tequila
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm usually into historical non-fiction. Right now I'm alternating between a biography of Ghengis Khan and a social history of punk.
Once I ate veal brain and it was pretty good, though it looked gross. So I guess I don't judge a book by it's cover.
I don't really watch tv but I'll watch Justified , Avatar, Harvey Birdman, Adventuretime.
Guardians of the Galaxy!! The Avengers.
Pretty much all music interests me at least a bit. The last shows I went to were Primus and Mac DeMarco. Shoot me some new ideas!
Six things I could never do without
More stuff
Radical tunage brah (I'm from California, I can't help it)
The Levee
The beach, in theory
Ground to stand on
Six Flags anywhere
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My dog who is named after a certain Hollywood ex-addict who got a second chance.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking out at a bar somewhere.
You should message me if
You're a serial killer.
The two of us