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My self-summary
Ready, set go...Born in Pittsburgh, moved to Philly, left home at 14 and moved to Scotland when I was 18. Lived there for the last 4 years studying the good ole highland accent while drinking single malt whisky, farming chickens and carrying golf bags. Moved to New York for a job. Wasn't really into that, so I quit my job and moved to tampa to dig for buried treasure.

I love words. If you use 'like' to string together every other clause, we, like, probably won't get along very well. On the other hand, if you enjoy long walks in the snow and can hold an intelligent conversation about why King Henry was a dick, we should probably hang out.
What I’m doing with my life
Breathing technology and trying to figure out how the world keeps spinning.
I’m really good at
Dancing with flames.
The first things people usually notice about me
I like dressing nice, and I usually have a tidy mop of hair on my head and/or face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've read from the dream of the rood to one shitty day, and if you get that serious brownie points. Really, I like everything bar Twilight and One Shade of Grey. I really like Kurt Vonnegut. If you've ever seen his drawings, you're awesome.

I hate violence, and yet I really like bloody war movies for some reason. Consider it my outlet.

Food: all of it, except mayo. I fucking hate mayo.
Six things I could never do without
Apple Products (without them I wouldn't have a job)
Wonton Soup
Grandma's Meatballs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the future will look like and how I can make it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking and dancing to thumping techno. (sorry floridians, none of it seems very good down here...someone please prove me wrong)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wake up staring at a smiling face tattoo every day and love it.
You should message me if
You know why real whisky is never spelled with an E.

You want to meet. I'm not one on electronic relationships.

You like waking up staring at the water.

You answered all the intelligence questions right...WHEREFORE, come on, if you don't know just fucking google it.
The two of us