36 Austin, United States
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My self-summary
I love life and the people in my life. There's always something to be grateful for. My plate is more than full.

I'm a really driven guy. I've got big dreams and I'm doing everything I can to achieve them. But work hard, play hard. It's the only way with the schedule I keep.

I love live music, dancing, pool, inappropriate conversations at coffeehouses, talking smack and learning how to humble myself when someone kicks my ass at darts. I believe that no topic should be taboo, and that dark humor is the best humor. I'm pretty good at self deprecation when it will give others a good laugh.

I'd like to think that I have my affairs in order: you know, college degree, car, credit, career, etc. In a sense I never want to grow up, but on paper, I already have. I want someone who can identify. But you *must* be a child inside. When I'm not being extremely serious, I'm usually being extremely ridiculous. If you can't make funny faces, laugh at fart jokes, or pretend to be a princess every once in a while, well, we may not get along.

A few more things about me and my current path: I am a graduate student at Texas State (MBA-one class currently). I may take a short break to get a personal training certification. I work for a small software company off 360 as a senior systems analyst. I went to UT Austin for my undergraduate degree (MIS). I lift weights 6 days a week and competed in my first bodybuilding contest in November. I was president of a Toastmasters club (public speaking organization) until very recently, and enjoy reading, learning, traveling, and dreaming. I'm constantly dreaming.

But, again, I emphasize, I'm here to find someone to have fun with, not to impress with all the stuff I've done or hire me. Let's get together and see if we click. What's the worst that could happen?

Better yet...What's the best that could happen?

What I’m doing with my life
Still dreaming.

The relentless pursuit of happiness, with occasional bouts of frustration and other human emotions.
I’m really good at
Super Mario Brothers 3. Tetris. Math. Scrabble. Pool.

Realizing that I should be separating the items in this list with commas rather than periods.

Spelling. Public speaking.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tail...no, scratch that. Probably my breasts.

Perhaps my sarcasm?

I don't really like this question. I have no idea. Meet me and let me know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I just read the second Hunger Games book because, apparently, I am a 12 year old girl on the inside. I read a a lot of business books.
Oultiers: The Story of Success, A Brief History of Everything, The Wealth of Nations, anything Stephen King, anything Poe. Anything about Einstein.
The Deftones are the most romantic band in the world. Proof:
Tool, the Deftones, Mastodon, A Perfect Circle, MC Chris, Atmosphere, Chevelle, Outkast, Alice in Chains, Puscifer, Portishead, Classical Music.
Donnie Darko is my favorite movie, followed by Braveheart and American Beauty.
Food? More please. I love spicy food. Thai, sushi, cuban food (not tex-mex). I'm pretty much a meat-and-potatoes kind of guy.
The six things I could never do without
My dreams, mental stimulation, coffee, cartoons(i.e. adult swim, archer, southpark, etc.), dogs, laughter, and my friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future. Meeting the girl of my dreams.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having coffee with friends, shooting pool, or simply hanging out and having the most inappropriate conversations possible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I stuck a rock in my ear when I was 7 because I was bored and I couldn't get it out. My mother had to take me to 2 different emergency rooms to find the proper equipment to remove it. She then bought me pizza to reward me for sticking a rock in my ear and ruining her evening.
You should message me if
if you like to shoot pool; if you love to work out; if you're a big
fan of Tool; if you're intelligent; if you don't drink like a fish; if you have a career and a bright future; if you know what you want; if you think I'm cute; if you are cute; if you love dogs; if you want to...