23 Groton, United States
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My self-summary
I'd love to bore you to tears on how awesome I am, but i'll leave that to the other thousand profiles you've come along. I'm a firm believer that you shouldn't preach to the choir, but prove it with action. I'm not scared to share my flaws with you, so why not put them out. I'm sometimes immature and too out spoken, I stay up way too late on a daily, I cried like a baby when mufasa died in Lion King, I cus like a sailor (ironic, huh?) and I can't touch my tongue to my nose. I hate when someone is drop dead GORGEOUS on the outside, but drop DEAD GARBAGE on the inside. I like to be a superhero on the weekends, mainly saving cats from trees, but I'm working my way to the top (shh, keep that a secret)! If you ever catch yourself saying "hold my beer and watch this" or anything along the lines of a bad idea, we might as well skip the first dates and head straight to the honeymoon. I love the simple things in life, like hanging with buddies, taking in the outdoors and shooting people with Nerf guns (Don't try me with a Nerf war, you will not be victorious). Well, if you've gotten this far into the novel and want to chat, what's stopping you?! I talk to random people all the time and it's usually damn good fun... Well... most of the time!
The six things I could never do without
Good times
Family and Friends
That's none of your buisness (;
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How 7 ate 9,
How much wood a wood chuck could chuck,
What on Earth Snooki is doing with a child,
and the rest of the mysteries of the world...
On a typical Friday night I am
Making rockets out of cola and mentos... That or partying like it's 1965.
You should message me if
You're sexy, fun, fit, know how to run in heels, enjoy life without all the seriousness, have a sense of humor, think sarcasm makes the world go round, and likes simple and fun first dates (I promise, the second will be better!). The rest is negotiable...