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My self-summary
I'm just an Oklahoma boy, that made my way to LA via Miami. I'm easy going and fun loving. I like good conversations, loud nights, and quiet afternoons.

I strongly oppose men wearing flip flops or any open toed shoe in general. Enjoy the beach, but not a surfer dude. I prefer sleeveless shirts over tank tops and rolled up jeans to shorts.

I don't mind vegans or vegetarians, just don't get mad when I tell you how much I like Spam.

I think it would be fun to meet the person I am least compatable with on here. Any 0% matches, 100% enemies out there? Just curious.

I'm basically on here to find someone to go to Magic Castle with me. If you have a Disneyland pass, collect records, or have odd taxidermy, we should talk.

@gunsmoke on Instagram for more weird pointless stuff. Stalk away!
What I’m doing with my life
Honing my skills and paying my bills.
I’m really good at
Mixing drinks, drinking drinks, telling stories, and wearing BluBlockers.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tall hair and my country accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sleazy rock and roll and good country music get me going. Lemmy is my spirit guide.

I love adventurous eating. I'll try anything once. Also, the spicier the better.

Avid movie watcher. I'll watch movies of any genre anytime. I tend to watch some pretty fucked up movies a lot though.

I'm a sucker for restaurant/bar reality tv. Kitchen Nightmares, Restaurant Impossible, Restaurant Stakeout, and Bar Rescue. Plus the hundred others. Of course, Game of Thrones, OITNB, yadda, yadda. Who doesn't watch those?

Update: I'm over the reality shows. Kinda.

Oh and I read books and things.
Six things I could never do without
Hot Sauce
Stephen Colbert (RIP The Colbert Report)
Live Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The space/time continuum and ways to outsmart LA traffic.

Why so many girls on OkC have been to Machu Picchu?
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. Sundays and Mondays are my weekends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've always had a crush on Ashlee Simpson.

I also read all profiles from the bottom up. The "you should message me if..." seems when people are most honest.
You should message me if
you are a rock and roll goddess or a honky-tonk angel.
The two of us