38Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I love cracking jokes. Dumb ones. Clever ones. (Sometimes, anyway.) Usually at my own expense. Recently had a student tell me, "keep laughing at your own jokes." That's how I found out that I laugh at my own jokes. Kids can be perceptive. And total assholes.* Otherwise, I'm usually pretty self-aware. (At least I think I am.)

What else is there to know about me? Hopefully a lot, since I haven't really said anything. Coffee! All day, every day. Sports! I'm a fan. Decently well-traveled. Would like to be much more well-traveled. Have lived in a few different places, but still came back to Portland.

Alright, this already feels a little self-indulgent. Moving on to the other questions.

*Just to clarify, I'm not a teacher, but I sometimes work with over-privileged kids.
What I’m doing with my life
Lawyer by day. Beyond that, coffee shops, neighborhood bars, movies, running, other types of exercise, and getting out of town when I can. LIVIN, basically. (Alright, alright.)
I’m really good at
Tangents. Relaxing so hard. Getting along with pretty much everyone.
The first things people usually notice about me
In case it isn't already obvious, eyes, eyebrows, lustrous hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Corrections, Breaks of the Game, Tortilla Flat. Currently reading The Art of Fielding.

Movies - Die Hard, Back to the Future, Coming to America, Step Brothers, Big Lebowski, LA Confidential, the Departed, Casablanca...(this list could go for a while).

Podcasts (kind of addicted) - Comedy Bang Bang, Doug Loves Movies, How Did This Get Made?

Music - Black Keys, White Stripes, Built to Spill, Nirvana, Presidents, Huey Lewis, Frank Sinatra (I know I'm not that current).

Food - Generally, everything. Specifically? Dim sum.
Six things I could never do without
Coffee ranks 1 through 6. (Better luck next time, friends and family.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Doing the right thing. (Not the movie, but that's good to think about, too.)
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once had to go to the ER after sustaining injuries in an adult kickball game. (And by once I might mean twice.)
You should message me if
you are outgoing, independent, spontaneous, and quick to laugh. Even if that's not quite you, you never know.

I'm also not looking to meet my 100% match. While it's nice to have a few things in common, dating someone exactly like me sounds like a total nightmare. (You know what I mean.)
The two of us