I am a smartass with a very dry sense of humor. I am not a thin person and you can fuck right off if that matters to you. PLEASE message me telling me I'm a rude bitch. You will become the laughing stock of the internet. Truth. Same goes for messages asking me for pictures.
Aside from my daughter and teaching, roller derby is probably one of the most important things in my life. I play for Alexandria's team, the Cenla Derby Dames, and I sub for numerous teams around the state. I have a 10-game-streak coming up but I love every second of what I do and if this theoretical you + me thing is going to work out, you have to support it. Period. The end. I am ridiculously laid back (to my own peril sometimes) so the fact that this is a non-negotiable is kinda' huge.
I play the guitar and own five (although that doesn't mean I'm good at playing.) People think I sing decently. If you're interested, go here:
This section was crazy-long when I originally did it. I love Chuck Palahniuk, though. Always and forever. I also really liked the Game of Thrones series!
Anyway, favorite books:
The Road - Cormac McCarthy
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
Revolutionary Road - Richard Yates
Choke – Chuck Palahniuk
House of Leaves – Mark Danielewski
Geek Love – Katherine Dunn
No One Belongs Here More Than You – Miranda July
Knockemstiff – Donald Ray Pollock
On the Road – Jack Kerouac
Farenheit 451 – Ray Bradbury
Raw Shark Texts – Steven Hall
I'm generally in the middle of three books, so if you're literate, holla!
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Natural Born Killers
The Usual Suspects
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Again, the music list in particular was super long, so instead of a compilation of what I listen to (it's pretty long and diverse), here's what's on my playlist right now:
The Civil Wars
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
The Black Keys
James Lee Hooker
3. Family/friends. Of course.
5. Existential conversation.
6. Your mom.
Haha... That's pretty much day in and day out with me.
- you like thick girls
- you're not batshit crazy
- you're a guy with a badass beard
- you're a girl with short, choppy hair
- you have tattoos
- YOU HAVE A JOB