teach-inator
39 Davison, United States
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My self-summary
I moved to Florida from Michigan around 4 years ago and now I'm back. I teach high school math, but I am definitely NOT the stereotypical math teacher. I'm fun. And hilarious. And witty. and sexy.

Overall I would say I'm a pretty positive person and also that negative, whiny people tend to annoy me. I have a pretty fresh perspective and I'm good at finding a way to look at things so they make sense. Like any regular guy, I love most sports. I'm a huge University of Michigan fan btw (GO BLUE!) My favorite sports to watch are football and basketball. I'm a big fan of doing the honorable thing, chivalry, and "taking the high road". I'm not a fan of judgmental people or close-mindedness. I keep my living area quite clean. I actually like doing laundry and I fold my clothes incredibly neatly. I'm freakishly good at playing foosball and making people laugh. I genuinely enjoy helping other people and I would best describe myself as a giver ;)

I have a dog named Axl and he seems to run my life at his will :/ I'm not big on cats but I can handle them. I have no children but I'm not ruling that out if the right woman comes along. I have my feet on the ground as far as my expectations go so I'm not on here to marry someone tomorrow. My goal is to meet and get to know you and then decide together as we grow. I've lived long enough to learn not to set those hopes too high so quickly because then you get hurt easily when the hopes and plans don't pan out.
What I’m doing with my life
being funny and sarcastic,
learning more about living in Florida :)
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, being sarcastic, putting things in perspective, and my job.

...oh, and foosball
The first things people usually notice about me
my eyes and my smile :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dexter
Scrubs
Ridiculousness
Big Bang Theory
Office
House
Sportscenter
I'm a bit of a movie lover (I can watch pretty much any movie that does NOT have Hugh Grant in it. I don't know why, but he just...takes me there) Some favorites: The Big Lebowski, Gramma's Boy, Crash, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and Tombstone to name a few.

I like almost any music as long as there is something unique about it. So...sadly that rules out most of what's on the radio these days :( I might be described as a music snob. Some favorites: Project 86, Sunny Day Real Estate, Muse, Foo Fighters, Weezer (the Blue album of course), Tool

As food goes, I'm easy to please
The six things I could never do without
my dog Axl
cell phone
soap
sports
family
my amazing body pillow
(in no particular order of course!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why the heck can't I seem to find the right one for me??
On a typical Friday night I am
chillin at home or at a friends house playing games or watching sports or movies
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
For some reason, I find it a turn on when a woman uses the f-word. (not all the time though...it's gotta be spontaneous)
You should message me if
You'd like to meet an actual nice guy that has his life together and you want to be treated right. To be as see through as possible, I will say right off the bat that I am not a skinny guy. I'm 6-0, 250 lbs and have a belly I'm working on. So if a work-in-progress isn't something you can deal with, no hard feelings, but don't message me or "like" me. I rarely ever send the first message, but if you do "like" me and I "like" you back, I have no qualms about reaching out.
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