I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom (and yes... they stink). I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Look forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after years of separation. I think you get the picture.
I also don’t do romance. I expect action on the first date, big time action ( and yes, this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live).
OK girls, waiting for your emails…go
2. my sanity
3. toilet paper
4. my vocal cords
5. my kangaroo
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