I’m happy both camping or fishing and getting a pedicure. So I guess what I’m saying is that I’m happiest when fishing for severed pedicure feet. I have a not-so-secret redneck side that comes out just when the corn n’ chitlin’ is done, y’all.
I’m also good at:
-describing craft beer in such a way that I’m rumored to be a poet.
-Shopping at Modcloth.com
-Out Star-Warsing you. So much that it’s a verb. Yeah.
I’m really bad at not getting rid of this terrible chihuahua that I’ve had for way too long. Are you in the market for a dog?
Personality-wise most people notice that I probably don’t give a fuck in such a way that it makes me super unjudgemental.
fav genres are sci fi/fantasy
b- suspense, horror, comedy, and ZOMBIE MOVIES!!!
I have an extensive Netflix queue that ends in me watching everything I put on it in the order that it is queued. I’ve seem some shit.
C- dexter, true blood, weeds, Walking Dead, Downton Abbey, Z nation, Yo GGabba, Bates Motel, Parks And Recreation, Blacklist, Futurama, Bob's Burgers, it's always Sunny in Philadelphia, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, the 100, community, Doctor Who, Raising Hope, Once Upon a Time, The New Girl, American Horror Story, Scandal, Louie, orange is the new black,
D-. Leslie Hall is my hero
E- Japanese, Vietnamese, anything that ends in ese really.
Really though, if I'm not out with friends, then I'm hitting the refresh button every few seconds looking for new comments on the latest podcast episode in between getting ready for my next photoshoot. On the weekends I'm a plus size model.
I should probably also add that I suffer from a debilitating condition called cenosillicaphobia. :( :( :( (It’s at least three sad faces terrible, SO BAD YOU GUYS.)
Also, I love sex, but I don’t love talking about sex for hours with a random stranger on the internet. If your only interest in me is contained in my boobage or pubic area, please find yourself to the Craigslist. :)
I would love to hear from people that value honesty, active communication, and respect as much as I do.
Don't mind dating a pregnant lady.