48Woodside, United States
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My self-summary
WARNING: I'm not perfect.
... but I made a promise to myself to make you laugh, hold your hand in the street, listen to you, shower you with little surprises, adore you, love you unconditionally, travel with you, spend time with you specially during down moments, cook your favorite food, give you time with your friends, support your projects, and be with you even when I'm not around.

Ok enough with serious stuff. Let me rock this OKC thing :))

Sorry, nothing against trans, shemale, ladyboy. I seek for a woman with uterus and I don't mind buying her sanitary napkin on my way home from work.

Biz owner, dual-citizen, I did the no-pants subway ride, ate a pint of B&J chunky monkey in a movie theater, got lost in a mountain and called 911, dragon boat Flushing, volunteered at soup kitchen, salsa danced in Park Ave., cook fancy dinner for myself, blog about certain culture, assist a priest during the mass and smoke the people with incense, slept next to a monk seal in Hawaii, island hopping in the Philippines and many more....

I'm an equal opportunity dater with NY Health Dept grade A rating paste in my forehead. If you think you are Ms Fun2Bwithtoo please send me a message, chat or a wink and let’s start to get to know each other…
What I’m doing with my life
I spend my days arm wrestling with several bottles of beer, staring out windows with grandpa's underwear on, and dancing gangnam style moves. Then I pass out and do it again the next day. Wanna join me? I can borrow grandma's underwear for you
I’m really good at
making godzilla roar every time I brush my tongue.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hidden part.... funny, warmhearted, passionate and ability to connect with other people easily. And for the other hidden? I say.... save the best for last.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
reading now Outwitting the Devil by Napoleon Hill, (movies) pearl harbour, the notebook, titanic, the bucket list, (food) asian food, mango or chocolate or vanilla ice cream with avocado on top, fresh young coconut, hot chocolate, tiramisu, crepe cake, toro tuna, fresh seafood.
Six things I could never do without
1. My 2-in-1 Remote control / back scratcher that doesn"t actually reaches its target.
2. My pair of sponge bob pajama
3. Cold side of my pillow
4. My armpit battery operated fan
5. My journal that never been completely filled up
6. My body double to carry my girl's purse every time she does shopping.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how am I going to tell you that the next guy you're going to check out is a sex offender.

On a serious side.. how can I make $2/min 24/7 for 365 days.
On a typical Friday night I am
Batman or Aquaman depends on the weather.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My policy is 100% satisfaction guarantee else you have 24 hrs return policy. You can over use as long as all parts are complete and functioning.
You should message me if
you can tie a cherry stem with your tongue and ready for a delicious relationship.
The two of us