247Fun2Bwith
41 Woodside, United States
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My self-summary
Not into transgender, shemale, ladyboy. I seek for a woman with uterus and I don't mind buying her sanitary napkin on my way home coming from work.

I'm a small biz owner, dual-citizen, I did no-pants subway ride, ate a pint of B&J chunky monkey in a movie theater, got lost in a mountain and called 911, dragon boat, volunteered at soup kitchen, salsa danced in Park Ave., cook super fancy dinner just for myself sometime, blog about certain culture, assist a priest during the mass and smoke the people with incense, slept next to a monk seal in Hawaii, island hopping in the Philippines and many more....

I'm an equal opportunity dater with NY Health Dept grade A rating paste in my forehead. If you think you are Ms Fun2Bwithtoo please send me a message, chat or a wink and let’s start to get to know each other…
What I’m doing with my life
Went to buy fresh exotic veggies today. I'm into healthy living. https://www.instagram.com/p/BGu1HhqHE_F/

I spend my days arm wrestling with several bottles of beer, staring out windows with grandpa's underwear on, and dancing gangnam style moves. Then I pass out and do it again the next day. Wanna join me? I can borrow grandma's underwear for you
I’m really good at
swiping to the left and ignoring women in public places
The first things people usually notice about me
my 9" long dark and hairy...... sling bag :))
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
reading now Outwitting the Devil by Napoleon Hill, (movies) pearl harbour, the notebook, titanic, the bucket list, (food) asian food, mango or chocolate or vanilla ice cream with avocado on top, fresh young coconut, hot chocolate, tiramisu, crepe cake, toro tuna, fresh seafood.
The six things I could never do without
1. My 2-in-1 Remote control / back scratcher that doesn"t actually reaches its target.
2. My pair of sponge bob pajama
3. Cold side of my pillow
4. My armpit battery operated fan
5. My journal that never been completely filled up
6. My body double to carry my girl's purse every time she does shopping.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how am I going to tell you that the next guy you're going to check out is a sex offender.
On a typical Friday night I am
Batman or Aquaman depends on the weather.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My policy is 100% satisfaction guarantee and 24 hrs return policy.
You should message me if
you can tie a cherry stem with your tongue.
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