23Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Hi there lucky man. My name is Kara and I like burnettes, Jimmy Buffett, and my friends. I hate the gym, mean people, and pertruding knees. I'm looking for a man with a great personality as well as body. He must be funny, bald, and ready to have a good time with a great girl.
What I’m doing with my life
Just graduated with a English Degree that's written all in Latin so I can't even read it

I also work in PR and do standup
I’m really good at
Lying about how much I know about books
The first things people usually notice about me
probably insecurities
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Honestly let's just talk about it
Six things I could never do without
1. The White Whale, Leviathan
2. hiking/camping
3.the tattoo of Michael buble's face I had done on the inside of both eyelids so I see him whenever I nod off
4. Crippling anxiety
5. John Mulaney
6. Executive Producer Dick Wolf
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Putting my twitter handle in old bottles and casting them into the sea
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm literally a ham sandwich
You should message me if
You want to? Idk I'm not your dad
The two of us