38Beverly Hills, United States
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My self-summary
When I'm not at the rescue shelter volunteering, I like to write poetry about my body. Mostly haikus.
UPDATE - Some moron with too much time on their hands had my profile pic removed. Stop being jealous of the awesomeness you'll never have and be cool, jerkface.
What I’m doing with my life
Nothing. And it's still better than yours.
I’m really good at
Kicking Ass and Chewing Bubblegum. - and I'm all out of asses to kick.
The first things people usually notice about me
Howe smart I yam.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Choose Your Own Adventure #1 Cave of Time. Moesha. 227. ANYTHING with Mr. Don Knotts in it.
Six things I could never do without
My right pectoral. My Left Pectoral. My Right Bicep. My Left Bicep. My Abs. My heart, I guess, obviously.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Well, until recently, kicking ass. But now, chewing bubblegum.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate how good looking I am. People never get to know the real me, who is actually much better looking and hotter.
You should message me if
I have a soar back and it needs messaging, duh.
The two of us