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My self-summary
Just moved back to DC after a few years away. I'm a pretty fun-loving, somewhat goofy guy just looking to have a good time. If you have an idea for something interesting or new in the city I'm your guy.
What I’m doing with my life
Decided to do something completely out of the norm for DC and work in consulting. Also part-time Army guy.
I’m really good at
not taking myself too seriously. When I was a teacher I had to teach sex ed to middle schoolers my first year and after that experience I realized exactly how to make the most of an awkward situation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: For Whom The Bell Tolls
Movie: Forrest Gump, Casablanca
TV: Arrested Development, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Portlandia
Music: Neil Young, Radiohead
Six things I could never do without
1. America
2. Live music
3. Family
4. Whiskey
5. Making fun of myself
6. New experiences
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to become a weatherman. It seems like it's the only job in America that you can be consistently wrong at and not get fired.

Also, whether Adnan did it.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've discovered the most effective way to get rid of hiccups.
You should message me if
you're down to explore this city...or you're Zooey Deschanel
The two of us