22 New Cumberland, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a lover and a fighter. I wear wigs sometimes (like the victory roll picture) and play ukulele badly and loudly. I'm on a podcast sometimes, I'm aggressively into human decency, perpetually emotionally unavailable and new to the area so I'm seeking friends, preferably of the 420-friendly variety.

I move a lot, read a lot, laugh a lot, and take most stuff too seriously.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to be the best person I can be and trying to be happiest person that I can be. Seriously, if happiness isn't something you actively pursue, don't talk to me. I don't want your stress. I realize happiness isn't a choice but I'm not content with misery and the people in my life aren't either.
I’m really good at
being perceived as a manic pixie dream girl and making burritos
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm equally cute and captivating.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A Million Little Pieces, Tao of Pooh, White Oleander, Blackbird: The Life and Times of Paul McCartney, Madness, Running With Scissors, The Art of Asking, Go Ask Alice, anything by Douglas Adams, The Series of Unfortunate Events series, Harry Potter, The Vampire Chronicles series, The Lucifer Effect, Death by Black Hole and other Cosmic Quandaries, anything by Neil deGrasse Tyson, the Johnny the Homicidal Maniac series, everything Spiderman, Deadpool, Marvel in general, although I love Harley Quinn's series, Trigger Warning, American Gods, No Straight Lines, and I love poetry, too. I read a lot. Neil Gaiman is my favorite author.

Pulp Fiction, The Devil's Rejects, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare Before Christmas, Little Miss Sunshine, Hard Candy, SLC Punk!, Repo! the Genetic Opera, Lilies of the Field, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Pink Floyd The Wall, Office Space, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, The Big Lebowski, the Friday the 13th, From Dusk Til Dawn, The Vampire Chronicles, House of 1000 corpses, A Scanner Darkly, Kill Bill and Boondock Saints series, among many. Also anything with Danny Trejo
John Waters is my favorite director and his work is very important to me.

Steven Universe, Six Feet Under, BoJack Horseman, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Wentworth, Orange is the New Black, The Sopranos, Futurama, Bob's Burgers, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Supernatural, Fringe, Cosmos, The Boondocks, Adventure Time, Wilfred, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Brickleberry, Samurai Champloo, Blue Exorcist, and I'm sure there are others.
I just Netflix binge a lot.

I used to list a lot of stuff here but I realized that musical elitism is boring. I like some of everything. If Johnny Cash can do an A+ cover of NIN, anything is possible. Amanda Palmer is very important to me, though.

I'm a vegetarian.
The six things I could never do without
My ukulele, books, copious amounts of water, friends, distractions, and bodily autonomy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Intersectionality & fan theories. Lately I've been thinking about responding to awkward and uncomfortable messages with bad marriage proposals. The line of reasoning behind it is "If you make me feel awkward and/or uncomfortable, the least I can do is return the favor." If you came here wondering why I asked you, a complete stranger on the internet, to marry me, that's why. I might make art with the screen grabs later.
On a typical Friday night I am
Unaware that it's Friday. I'm a fan of getting cross faded with friends and listening to albums and making art and music, though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"if you googled my tits in advance you'd have found your photos are hardly exclusive"
You should message me if
You are interesting to talk to. That's all I come here for anymore. Points for Brene Brown fans who wanna dive into some NSA late night vulnerability