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My self-summary
I have a crush on everyone who has ever punched a Nazi. It's time consuming but so worth it. I wear wigs sometimes and play ukulele badly and loudly. I'm on a podcast, I'm aggressively into human decency, perpetually emotionally unavailable and new to the area so I'm seeking friends, preferably of the 420-friendly variety. I like anarcho-communists and anarcho-syndicalists better than everyone else.

I move a lot, read a lot, laugh a lot, and take most stuff too seriously. I have around 800 dank memes on my phone and my dance card is out of room for dudes.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm basically paid to complain and explain complex ideas in a lighthearted and amusing manner, with various artistic pursuits intertwined
I’m really good at
Never Have I Ever if the goal is to get drunk
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't look like a heterosexual
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A Million Little Pieces, Tao of Pooh, White Oleander, Blackbird: The Life and Times of Paul McCartney, Madness, Running With Scissors, The Art of Asking, Go Ask Alice, anything by Douglas Adams, The Series of Unfortunate Events series, Harry Potter, The Vampire Chronicles series, The Lucifer Effect, Death by Black Hole and other Cosmic Quandaries, anything by Neil deGrasse Tyson, the Johnny the Homicidal Maniac series, everything Spiderman, Deadpool, Marvel in general, although I love Harley Quinn's series, Trigger Warning, American Gods, No Straight Lines, and I love poetry, too. I read a lot. Neil Gaiman is my favorite author.

Pulp Fiction, The Devil's Rejects, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare Before Christmas, Little Miss Sunshine, Hard Candy, SLC Punk!, Repo! the Genetic Opera, Lilies of the Field, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Pink Floyd The Wall, Office Space, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, The Big Lebowski, the Friday the 13th, From Dusk Til Dawn, The Vampire Chronicles, House of 1000 corpses, A Scanner Darkly, Kill Bill and Boondock Saints series, among many. Also anything with Danny Trejo
John Waters is my favorite director and his work is very important to me.

Steven Universe, Six Feet Under, BoJack Horseman, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Wentworth, Orange is the New Black, The Sopranos, Futurama, Bob's Burgers, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Supernatural, Fringe, Cosmos, The Boondocks, Adventure Time, Wilfred, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Brickleberry, Samurai Champloo, Blue Exorcist, and I'm sure there are others.
I just Netflix binge a lot.

I used to list a lot of stuff here but I realized that musical elitism is boring. I like some of everything. If Johnny Cash can do an A+ cover of NIN, anything is possible. Amanda Palmer is very important to me, though, and I would gladly listen to every single Pat the Bunny-inclusive album in order.

I'm a vegetarian.
Six things I could never do without
Quality of life, means of artistic expression, vulnerability, ethics, a thing to look forward to, and solitude
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"How," both in specific contexts and a general, abstract sense.
On a typical Friday night I am
Unaware that it's Friday. I'm a fan of getting cross faded with friends and listening to albums and making art and music, though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"if you googled my tits in advance you'd have found your photos are hardly exclusive"
You should message me if
You're ok with the fact that I'm just another pansexual person on Okcupid with a boyfriend looking for good friends or a good time
The two of us