23Harrisburg, United States
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My self-summary
I enjoy making the right amount of reckless decisions, weird punk music with my friends at bizarre hours, and the kind of art you can't stop staring at because you're not sure whether it's beautiful or hideous.

I'm a chaotic good thrillseeker, a leftist who only cares about ideology and discourse to the extent that it shapes praxis, and a perpetually evolving human. Who needs brakes when it's all downhill from here, right?
What I’m doing with my life
Peddling smut and trying to save the world.
I’m really good at
Let's talk about what I'm terrible at instead:
-Baking pecan pies
-Answering my phone in a timely manner
-Wearing pants when they aren't required
-Preventing myself from being injured by both menial *and* unusual things
-Reaching stuff without climbing
-Staying focused when there are animals around who are willing to accept my affection
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm terminally weird and disinterested in pretending otherwise
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Lucifer Effect, Death by Black Hole and other Cosmic Quandaries, anything by Neil Gaiman. I tend to get passionately fixated on a topic and read about it until I lose interest. My favorite poet is Lang Leav and my favorite nonfiction topic to read about is sociology.

The Devil's Rejects, SLC Punk!, The Big Lebowski, Friday the 13th, A Dirty Shame, Female Troubles, From Dusk Til Dawn, House of 1000 Corpses, A Scanner Darkly, American Beauty, Party Monster, It's Such a Beautiful Day.

Rick and Morty, Bojack Horseman, It's Always Sunny. I don't particularly care about having cable so shows I like are usually viewed in binge format, other than UFC, which is viewed in sports bars.

I used to list a lot of stuff here but then I realized that musical elitism is really boring. I like most music and when I write it, it's usually folk punk with a touch of southern twang.

I'm an adventurous person. If I haven't tried it, I want to, and if I didn't like it, I probably still want to try it again later. My eating habits are an extension of that pattern.
Six things I could never do without
As long as I have laughter, adventure, hedonism, things left to learn, faith in my community, and some sort of weapon, I suppose I could survive anything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to solve societal issues
On a typical Friday night I am
Wanting to have a nice quiet night in, but out doing something that makes my brain flood with dopamine so I feel terrible at work the following night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I bear the mark of the beast and I think it's hilarious
You should message me if
You're cool with having my full attention sporadically instead of some of my attention often
The two of us