the-jessinator
25 Toronto, Canada
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I’m really good at
Procrastinating.
Making babies smile.
Eating hummus.
Hugging.
Finding waldo.
Mocking/imitating people.
The first things people usually notice about me
My gigantic smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Let's just say that if you didn't thoroughly enjoy The Fifth Element, we probably can't be friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
janitors
On a typical Friday night I am
crying in a corner somewhere
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I find feet really repulsive. My feet, your feet, your grandma's feet– just keep them all away from me.
You should message me if
You can pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time. Wait... those criteria are definitely not exclusive enough. Ok, if you can do those things AND make me laugh, you're golden (pony boy).
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