I like dark music, dark chocolate, black coffee, black comedy and black clothing. I'm a pessimist, cynic, nihilist and curmudgeon, although I'm usually in a cheerful mood if I've had enough sleep. I don't enjoy crowds, but I do enjoy being around people.
Not adventurous, not that interested in travel. Hate ukuleles, new age hippie motivational bullshit and forced whimsy. I'd deny being a goth, but that's usually the first symptom. I mean, I do deejay at a Goth club.
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I like everything good from Herzog and Borowczyk to these stupid Marvel movies, and my sense of humour is of the Bad Santa/It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia/Armando Ianucci/Chris Morris strain.
I eat anything but prefer pub food and roasts.
You're not easily offended.
Not wanting kids also helps.
You think shaving is a scam.