I favour being honest. We're online dating - we're none of us that wonderful or special, so let's be honest, we're really just looking for the least annoying person.
I'm very much an indoors type and avoid the midday sun, but I enjoy going for a drive. My main interests are movies and music: I have serious collections of both. I like dark music, dark chocolate, black coffee, black comedy and black clothing.
I'm extraordinarily low maintenance (and rather low energy if I'm honest, although I do exercise). I'm completely uninterested in celebrities, fashion, gossip and reality TV.
I'm a pessimist, cynic, nihilist and curmudgeon, although I'm usually in a cheerful mood if I've had enough sleep. I don't enjoy crowds, but I do enjoy socialising.
If you need a third party appraisal, this article might help.
Not wanting kids also helps.
You're a metalhead. (I'm not one, but I get along with metalheads.)
You think shaving is a scam.