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My self-summary
I'm a gloomy, awkward 'sperg.

I like dark music, dark chocolate, black coffee, black comedy and black clothing. I'm a pessimist, cynic, nihilist, misanthrope and curmudgeon, although I'm usually in a cheerful mood if I've had enough sleep. I don't enjoy crowds, but I do enjoy being around people.

Not adventurous, not that interested in travel. Hate ukuleles, new age hippie motivational bullshit and forced whimsy. I'd deny being a goth, but that's usually the first symptom. I mean, I do deejay at a Goth club.

If you need a third party appraisal, this article might help.
What I’m doing with my life
I work managing the product database of a chain of shops and functioning as the unofficial IT guy there. I discovered after studying design (and working as a designer for years) that I really enjoy working with Excel and that I prefer the non-subjectivity of computing to creativity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Get to know me and you can come over to some of my movie and music nights. My entertainment system is nice.

I like everything good from Herzog and Borowczyk to these stupid Marvel movies, and my sense of humour is of the Bad Santa/It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia/Armando Ianucci/Chris Morris strain.

I eat anything but prefer pub food and roasts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I always wonder what's lurking behind the relentlessly optimistic self-marketing on everyone's profile here. I find people's irrational hatreds and peeves much more interesting than their favourite foods, for instance.
On a typical Friday night I am
I tend to not do much on a Friday night except watch movies at home, but I occasionally deejay at a nightclub on Saturdays.
You should message me if
If you want to chat with someone with strong, carefully-thought-out opinions that he can laugh about.

You're not easily offended.

Not wanting kids also helps.

You think shaving is a scam.
The two of us