39 Dover Heights, Australia
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My self-summary
I'm weird. Not wacky, not quirky, just weird. I'm fine with it. I'm in the odd position of thinking to myself that I'm actually normal while knowing that I'm weird, while simultaneously not entirely grasping just how weird I seem to people. I'm not sure if this is a good or bad thing.

I favour being honest. We're online dating - we're none of us that wonderful or special, so let's be honest, we're really just looking for the least annoying person.

I'm very much an indoors type and avoid the midday sun, but I enjoy going for a drive. My main interests are movies and music: I have serious collections of both. I like dark music, dark chocolate, black coffee, black comedy and black clothing.

I'm extraordinarily low maintenance (and rather low energy if I'm honest, although I do exercise). I'm completely uninterested in celebrities, fashion, gossip and reality TV.

I'm a pessimist, cynic, nihilist and curmudgeon, although I'm usually in a cheerful mood if I've had enough sleep. I don't enjoy crowds, but I do enjoy socialising.

If you need a third party appraisal, this article might help.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I always wonder what's lurking behind the relentlessly optimistic self-marketing on everyone's profile here. I find people's irrational hatreds much more interesting than their favourite foods, for instance.
On a typical Friday night I am
I tend to not do much on a Friday night, but I occasionally deejay at a nightclub on Saturdays.
You should message me if
If you want to chat with someone with strong, carefully-thought-out opinions that he can laugh about.

Not wanting kids also helps.

You're a metalhead. (I'm not one, but I get along with metalheads.)

You think shaving is a scam.