theStigofArabia
33 Bloomfield Hills, United States
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My self-summary
Hi, my name's Ali. Some say I'm funny.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a test engineer for an automotive supplier. It pays bills and leaves enough to enjoy myself a little.

Soon I hope to get a dog, and maybe a cat as well.

I am working towards my MBA at OU.

I always wanted to be a race car driver, but since my dad wouldn't put me in a go kart when I was five, I have to make my money to travel the world and drive its many race tracks.
I’m really good at
Neologificating.

The internet. Seriously, I win at this.

Looking at the positive side of everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm usually pretty chill.

Low cg.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Art of Racing in the Rain

Senna, Heat, Leon, Ronin, Love the Beast, The Big Lebowski, Boondock Saints, American Psycho, Le Mans, Grand Prix, In Bruges

Top Gear, Spartacus, Game of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, The Wire, Californication, Futurama, Archer, Party Down, Justified, The League, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

I like a wide assortment of music.

Hacker-Pschorr.
The six things I could never do without
Friends and family would be at the top, but they're people not things. So for more material things:
Food. (I enjoy cooking, but I'll admit my creations are hit or miss).

A gym membership. I'm not a meat head, I just like to stay in shape.

My cars and more importantly the assortment of tools I've been collecting over the years.

A computer with an internet connection.

Indoor plumbing.

Music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I've been having a bit of an existential crisis lately. If you've made it this far, you know I love cars. I also love the environment, because it gives me, you, everyone else, animals and all the plants that bring beauty to this world a place to live. I know the internal combustion engine will be extinct eventually, and currently I feel a little guilty for enjoying them so much. I take solace in the fact that my cars are mostly 2.0 liter four bangers with decent mileage, and I will bend over backwards to make sure the hazardous waste byproducts of my hobby gets disposed of properly or recycled if possible. Still though I think of whether I could sell all my cars and related crap, downsize my house, and live a simpler life, and still be happy.

The future. Both mine and humanity's.

The universe. It's big yo!

The colors we see. Is your blue my blue, or is it my orange? Read this if you've been wondering the same thing:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14421303

Or watch this Vsauce video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evQsOFQju08

Having fun.

42.

I'm hungry.
On a typical Friday night I am
Dinner with family, or hanging out with friends, sometimes indoor soccer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still buy Hot Wheels cars. They look cool hanging on the walls in my garage I think.

Sometimes I wish I was a gastroentrologist. Not for the money, but if I'm ever accused of not knowing shit about shit, I'd like to have a rebuttal towards the top of the Bristol Chart. Plus, I like my poop humor with a certain level of sophistication that only a medical doctorate could provide.
You should message me if
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