the_bacon_king
33 Spokane, United States
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My self-summary
We're a good looking, committed, interracial couple looking to meet a beautiful woman for fun times and possible addition to our relationship.

We are NOT interested in couples or men.
What I’m doing with my life
"i'm just sittin' here watching the wheels go 'round and 'round."

My lady, and I are looking for similar minded ladies for nerding, killer food eating, dank herb smoking and adult-times having.
we run our own business, Rex Wax, where we make and sell a full line of all-natural grooming products.
I’m really good at
being difficult, answering just what was asked of me (see: being difficult) candying bacon, keeping my shit together under heavy psychedelics, cooking anything and everything, sexy things; additionally, music.
The first things people usually notice about me
are my giant moustache, that i am child-like in my love of wonderment and that i probably smell like chronic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
music:
woody guthrie, pete seeger,john lennon, george harrison, malvina reynolds, buffy sainte-marie, bob dylan, django reinhardt, gram parsons, otis redding and willie nelson

authors:
kerouac, proust, kesey, paine, jefferson

food:
pork products, barbecue, haute cuisine, tacos, dark chocolate, bacon (specifically), artisan cheese, food carts

films:
emperor of the north, lawrence of arabia, silver streak
(read: i like trains)

Tv shows:
Top Gear (uk), Dr Who, Magnum pi, Are You Being Served, Trailer Park Boys
The six things I could never do without
good food, fresh water, hot sex, chronic, regular acid trips, new socks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
i've got to get out of this place, if it's the last thng i ever do.

boobs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing with our dog
Smoking blunts, taking dabs, causing trouble.
You should message me if
You're an attractive, fun, slightly nerdy bisexual woman who is interested in having fun with an attractive, kinky, interracial couple who are committed and comfortable in their relationship.
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