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My self-summary
I'm pretty cool sometimes.
Ron Swanson is my spirit animal.

I'm just a go-with-the flow kind of guy that doesn't like to stress over the little things in life. I would much rather appreciate them.
My sense of humor can be a bit on the sarcastic/dry side, but a little sarcasm never hurt anyone. At least not that I know of.
I can also be a little bit reserved and more of an observer at times. I just really like to soak in my surroundings.
The way I see it, it makes me a great listener and I pay attention to even the smallest of details about things and people.

I like good music, good films, good food, and good people.

I'm just me. For better or worse.

Basically I'm here looking for friends, lovers, soul-mates, future exes, well-wishers, acquaintances, partners in crime, arch-nemeses...
What I’m doing with my life
Contemplating grad school.

Probably watching a Law and Order: SVU marathon. Cuz there's always one on.
I’m really good at
Being awesome.
Locking my keys in my car.

I'll tell you what I'm not good at. Handshakes. I never know what people are gonna do. Are they just gonna go for the traditional squeeze, shake, and let go? Or are they gonna do some fancy moves. I always seem to guess wrong. Thus making my handshaking an awkward moment.

I'm also not good at opening champagne. Or those Pilsbury biscuits and cinammon rolls in the tube. Basically anything that pops when you open it.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hmm..I don't know. My eyes maybe.
I also get told that I look familiar a lot.
Oh, and that I look a lot younger than I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I recently found a box full of books from my childhood. Some of my favorites were The Phantom Tollbooth, Maniac Magee, From the Mixed Up-Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler, Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing, The Cookcamp. Oh and of course Goosebumps. Who didn't love the Goosebumps books? I think I should re-read all these books.

Stuff grown up me likes includes: 1984, David Sedaris, Animal Farm, Lewis Carrol, and Kerouac among others.

Wes Anderson
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Lobster
Buffalo 66
500 Days of Summer
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Harold and Maude
The Sandlot
Annie Hall
Punch Drunk Love
Back to the Future
Lost in Translation

Belle & Sebastian
Lou Reed
Buddy Holly
The Raveonettes
The Magnetic Fields
Neutral Milk Hotel
The Decemberists
The Beatles
The Beach Boys
The Zombies
David Bowie

Food: I like pizza and tacos. Let's go eat pizza and tacos.

TV shows:
The Office
Master of None
Home Movies
Parks and Rec
Arrested Development
Flight of the Conchords
Pushing Daisies
Boy Meets World
Curb Your Enthusiasm

I am always open to and welcome suggestions in all the above mentioned categories!
Six things I could never do without
Parents. They're awesome and they are why I exist.
Teeth. For eating cheese.
Oh and my glasses. You'll be a blur to me without them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future and when will we have hover boards?
Why Taco Bell doesn't sell breakfast tacos?
Edit: taco bell now has breakfast. Still waiting for hover boards...real ones that actually hover.
On a typical Friday night I am
It home, hanging out with friends. napping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once hit a parked car, drove away and didn't leave a note.
I know, I'm terrible. Not my best moment.
You should message me if
You're awesome and think I'm awesome.
You want to go happy happy houring with me.
You're not flakey.
The two of us